REGISTER! If you're planning to vote in the September 8
primary and you're not registered to vote, better hurry--the deadline
for registration is Monday, August 10. You can find registration
forms at the Pima County Recorder's Office, all Arizona Department
of Motor Vehicles branches, post offices, libraries, political
party headquarters, city and town halls, and even at Pizza Hut
and eegee's outlets.
To go the extra mile for political procrastinators, the Recorder's
Office will also be conducting curbside voter registration in
front of the Old County Courthouse, 115 N. Church Ave., between
6 p.m. and midnight on August 10. For more info, call 623-2649.
THE CATS, TOO: It's not just the rats who are jumping from
the sinking ship known as the Brenda Even For Supervisor
Campaign. With about four weeks left before the September 8 Republican
primary in District 4, Even seems to be trailing appointed incumbent
Sugar Ray Carroll. Challenger Ken Marcus also lags,
although he has shown himself to be much more informed than Even.
Not a tall task--she's bereft of original ideas, let alone solutions
on every problem from transportation to healthcare.
Sugar Ray's rolling money machine has amassed at least $80,000.
Not surprisingly, some of Even's original boosters are now desperately
trying to get to know Sugar Ray. John Munger, a former
county GOP boss and a current member of the Board of Regents,
was relieved he got a breakfast with Sugar Ray last week. Munger
doesn't want a repeat of 1990, when Republican supervisors--we
repeat, Republican supervisors--axed his county lobbying contract.
The foul, Ed Moore-led Republican majority that included
Mikey Boyd and Paul Marsh restored Munger to the
gravy soon after taking control in 1993, and he's been gorging
ever since. Funny, though, how Mike Racy does all the work.
At any rate, Munger's relevance is on the wane. His big pal,
J. Felonious Whiteguy III, had to vacate the governor's
office after his conviction in federal court last year.
Even also has lost a top consultant, Alexis Thompson,
to Sugar Ray's camp.
THORNY PROBLEM: One thing you gotta say for this state--we're
strong protectors of native plants. Just the other day we saw
the case of a guy who owned a nursery that bordered on state land
being popped, prosecuted and fined for removing some cactus. He
argued that the boundary was unclear, but the hardball protectors
of the State Land Department and the environmental advocates
at the Attorney General's Office ground him anyway.
Only one problem with that scenario: Most state land, including
this one with the protected plants on it, is considered nothing
more than a development reserve, according to other state laws.
So we'll protect those native plants right up to the moment we
sell off the land, at which point the new owner is free to bulldoze
all of them.
The situation goes beyond mere hypocrisy and all the way to schizophrenia.
RUDE LOSERS: While it's always heartening to watch citizens
giving their government shit regardless of the issue, the "property
rights" folks packing the last several meetings of the Pima
County Planning & Zoning Commission to protest more restrictive
grading, wash and hillside ordinances probably hurt their own
cause.
Their disinformation, epithets and generally nasty behavior may
well have turned at least one vote against them--and the measures
were forwarded to the Board of Supes by a 5-to-4 vote.
That 5-4 victory for the environment was clearly attributable
Supervisor Ray Carroll's decision to remove King Cementhead
Bill Arnold from the P&Z Commission. Arnold was appointed
by former Supervisor Paul Marsh and his term expired in
June. Carroll replaced him with UA professor William Matter.
Matter voted to forward the ordinances on to the supervisors.
As the new kid on the block, he might have bought into
a rational argument to have a delay, as would've at least one
more unnamed panel member. But the extreme behavior, the open
threats and the generally ignorant rantings that came from the
opponents may have pushed both of these votes over the edge.
Next time, gang, try acting civilized. Yelling "Communists!"
at your political opponents went out of fashion around 1958.
GIVE ME LAND, LOTS OF LAND AND THE SUNNY SKIES ABOVE: Tucson
Mayor George Miller is hearing too much Cole Porter.
Or perhaps a rather large acorn has struck hizzoner in the head.
He wants to ride (on the backs of the taxpayers) across the range
of the Bellota Ranch.
Buttressed by embarrassing cheerleading from The Arizona Daily
Star, Miller wants taxpayers to shell out at least $6.6 million
for the 81,000-acre ranch, a mere 13 miles from the city's eastern
border. And a big chunk is in Cochise County. We remember the
howl Santa Cruz County officials raised in 1987 when Pima County
foolishly thought it could buy the Empire-Cienega ranches, a portion
of which stretched into Santa Cruz.
Miller's move is odd. True, he was on the City Council when the
city put the county into a corner on the Agua-Caliente Ranch.
But Miller rarely, if ever, pushes for open-space preservation.
Some speculate the aging mayor is groping for some legacy. Others
believe his wife Roslyn, a lovely woman, is driving this
one.
However, one side issue that has yet to be mentioned in this
proposed acquisition is the water rights. The Bellota backs right
up to the San Pedro River--so if the rapidly metastasizing town
Sierra Vista leaves anything in that beautiful riparian nirvana,
perhaps Tucson could use it as a CAP emergency back-up. We could
easily drain the San Pedro--just like we have the Santa Cruz,
which was also once a real river.
But our favorite conspiracy theory: Miller is looking out for
future residents of legendary land speculator Don Diamond's
Rocking K development. Once the Rincon Valley is raped and annexed
into the City of Tucson, those newcomers will need open space
for weekend frolics.
Incidentally, if the principle of buying land to preserve it
is in order, how about Tucson just buying all of the Town of Tortolita?
Hey, if you won't let them control their own destiny, show some
responsibility. Besides, you'll get another landing strip at Cholla
Air Park you could attach to the Tucson Airport Authority as an
annex.
LAND GRABS: Like the editorial boards of the two dailies
and the Tucson Mayor and Council, the cementheads who dominate
the Oro Valley Town Council are preparing to commit an
act of political rape.
Without waiting for a disincorporation order, or a hearing on
the constitutionality of a controversial 1961 incorporation statute,
Caddyshack's land speculator-driven Town Council is about to complete
a series of five annexations gutting the still-breathing, still-fighting
Town of Tortolita.
Why? Because the land owners, most of whom aren't residents of
Tortolita or Oro Valley (or in some cases even Arizona or the
United States), want it.
Besides Oro Valley Vice-Mayor Paul Parisi, who's been
duplicitous on this issue from the beginning, we have the unelected
Councilman Dick Johnson trashing the whole idea of Tortolita
by publicly defining a real town as one that acts like Oro Valley,
pimping the land grab.
How this benefits existing Oro Valley residents is still beyond
us. And allowing Oro Valley to get bigger--and even dumber--is
the net result of the anti-incorporation mentality of too many
Tucsonans. We don't grasp how making Oro Valley and Marana bigger
is better for them either--kind of an everybody-but-the-land-speculator-loses
scenario.
We hope Oro Valley voters remember how much Parisi and Johnson
have done--and for whom--when they come up for election.
PEANUTS IN THE DEFENSE OF LIBERTY ARE NO VICE, MERELY SNACK
FOOD: One further false report concerning the recent incorporation
lawsuits involving the towns of Casas Adobes and Tortolita passed
on by the local anti-incorporation media. They're ranting that
Pima County has already spent $50,000 in outside attorney fees
defending against the lawsuit filed by the City of Tucson. (Perhaps
they should report how much the city has spent pursuing the matter.)
This figure has been used as an excuse by incorporation foes,
including the editorial boards of both dailies, as an example
of wasted money, and they've urged the county not to spend any
more.
Only one problem. As of June 30, the county's outside attorney,
Anthony Ching, had billed only $35,787.50 for all work
to date.
THAR SHE BLOWS: City Finance Director Kay Gray blew
up last week after the preposterous presentation she and Fire
Chief Fred Shipman led on City Manager Luis Gutierrez's
ridiculous buildings-for-bureaucrats plan.
The public servants want a new City Hall at the Main Library
plaza, a new Ward 6 Council office with police substation and
city multi-service center near El Con, plus renovation of the
nearly 30-year-old City Hall.
Gray's unseemly, unsightly and unwarranted wrath was directed
at the redoubtable Arizona Daily Star reporter Joe Burchell,
who has covered the city on and off for 18 years. Gutierrez kept
his $75 million plan under wraps until last week's special City
Council meeting, when he and Gray expected the Council to approve
it with woefully inadequate information on first look. Gray displayed
great agility in dancing around Council members' questions about
financing--particularly with her misleading answers about how
the funds were earmarked for construction and wouldn't really
affect basic services like cops, trash, and parks. She was way,
way less than candid, to put it mildly.
When Burchell quizzed her later, the polite came off the pie-face.
Gray lashed out at Uncle Joe for being a "wet blanket"
cynic who perpetually tries to ruin city innovation. Yeah, Uncle
Joe, how dare you ask the city finance director exactly how the
public's money would be used for this grandiose plan. Ironically,
Uncle Joe had always been too nice to Gray over the years. And
for her $107,000 annual salary, you'd think she could handle a
few questions from the press.
The only thing as bad as Gray's outburst was Shipman's pathetic
"team player" narration of the "buildings-for-bureaucrats"
slide show. He even made little funnies about how staff at the
City Hall Annex was upset that firefighters didn't allow a recent
fire to take the former department store. Stick to fighting fires,
Fred.
Say, why didn't the city's well-paid Planning Director Bill
Vasko and his wise and entertaining planner Dave Taylor
make the presentation?
By the way: That $75 million plan, despite the current low interest
rates, will soar to many millions more with all the borrowing
costs.
DESPERATELY SEEKING ATTENTION: Dumbbell former television
and radio hack Thom Boyd is mixing hokey with trash in
his ill-advised, ill-planned, ill-timed and flat-out ill attempt
to unseat Republican Justice of the Peace Bob Gibson in
JP Precinct 1. Boyd went to a recent county GOP lunch and used
a recycled and very tired script devised by campaign goon Rod
Cramer for such dim luminaries as Paul Marsh. Boyd
talked about how he'd worn a hole in his shoe, just like Marsh
used to say. What's next? A cliché letter to voters from
Boyd's wife asking them to give poor Thom a glass of water when
he comes a-knockin' on their door? Voters should save the water
and their time. Don't answer the door. With absolutely no success,
Thom also tried to trash Gibson, who has served well for 12 years.
Get lost, Thom.
THESE FATCAT ASSHOLES NEED A RAZOR-SHARP RECTAL THERMOMETER:
Sometimes, ya gotta wonder how these scumbags sleep at night.
The scumbags, in this case, at the fatcats at FPA Medical
Management Inc. It wasn't bad enough that imbecilic business
decisions drove the Thomas-Davis medical clinics into the ground,
or that physician groups got stiffed on hundreds of thousands
of dollars in medical bills.
No, they had to go one step further. As Jane Erickson
reported in the morning daily last week, FPA's board handed out
big raises last month to its top executives even as the ailing
company was closing 15 Thomas-Davis clinics in Arizona and preparing
to file bankruptcy.
Chief executive officer Stephen Dresnick got a $350,000
raise and a $1.06 million bonus, and two executive vice presidents
got $50,000 raises. The board also handed out another $2 million
in bonuses.
It's one hell of a way to do business, especially considering
that FPA has about $345 million in debts.
We're sure glad the GOP torpedoed Hillary's plans for a national
healthcare system. Just think: If we'd allowed the government
to socialize medicine, all those executives would have had to
find another way to enrich themselves at patients' expense.
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