BUILDING BOOM-BOOM: Tucson City Manager Luis Gutierrez
has finally revealed his big plan--the one we've been telling
you about for the last couple of weeks. Surprise, surprise! Gutierrez
wants to build a new City Hall right next to the downtown library.
What a stupid idea: Let's take what little attractive open space
we have in the heart of the city and throw up another crappy,
multi-storied bureaucratic bungalow! What's more, let's drop that
puppy directly across from a building of real architectural distinction,
the Old County Courthouse, thus further walling it off from view.
Part of Gutierrez' plan also involves tearing down City Parks
& Rec administration buildings in the heart of Reid Park--possibly
to erect a multi-storied parking facility. Pardon us, Luis, but
why the hell should taxpayers further subsidize the Colorado Rockies?
And expand the zoo? It's already a heavily subsidized operation--where
are we going to get the additional bucks?
He also wants to take the city transportation and real-estate
departments, currently housed in the county's public works building,
and relocate them to his proposed New City Hall. Hey, whatever
happened to the city-county partnership in these areas? Why retreat
from intragovernmental cooperation, dude?
The existing City Hall is about 75,000 square feet, and 75 percent
of that is functional space, and he's talking about building a
new tower that's about 130,000 square feet, then refurbishing
the existing City Hall. The construction debt on this project
would be about $75 million, and the debt service on all of that
would be about $7.5 million a year. In other words, Gutierrez
wants us to spend $150 million over the next 20 years because
the city is short on office space.
Wouldn't it be cheaper just to lease some office space? Everybody
leases fleets and computers--nobody owns anything these days.
Why not just lease the space and let somebody other than the taxpayers
cover the operation and maintenance costs? And besides, wouldn't
the folks we'd lease that space from be paying property taxes?
Gutierrez also wants a new midtown police substation, which we
probably need. The owners of El Con mall are willing to give the
city the land for $1 a year. Sounds cool to us--if the neighbors
approve. But Gutierrez is also proposing a new Ward 6 City Council
office in that facility. All that stuff would run roughly $200
a square foot. The whole shebang looks to be about 42,000 square
feet, with roughly 2,000 of it going to the new Council office.
Add in all the air-conditioning and stuff, and you've got a brand
new, $500,000 office for Councilman Fred Ronstadt.
Oddly, plans for an additional City Hall tower have existed for
years. It was supposed to go on the north side of the existing
building. If you must build a monument to yourself, Luis, why
not build it there? Or better yet, why not put it on the south
side of City Hall, where you park your big, honking city car?
That way, you and the Council members would have to hunt for parking
spaces downtown just like the rest of us poor schmucks who bother
to go down there these days.
LEARNING FROM HISTORY: Sometime around 280 B.C., King
Pyrrhus of Epirus sailed for the Greek colony of Tarentum
with a force of 25,000 men and 20 elephants to help the locals
defend themselves against the Romans, who were extending
their empire through southern Italy. Pyrrhus managed to defeat
the Romans, but his forces suffered such heavy losses in the battle
that his name gave rise to the phrase "Pyrrhic victory"--a
win so costly that the battle might have been better avoided.
We were reminded of Pyrrhus last week when we read Tony Davis'
fine story in the morning daily detailing the rising bills the
Amphi School District is racking up in its fight to build
that new high school in prime pygmy-owl habitat.
Once you figure in legal bills, security costs, additional land
acquisition, architectural changes and other related costs, the
total bill for the fight comes close to $2 million--with more
on the way as the case winds its way through the Ninth Circuit
Court of Appeals.
Amphi's response to the climbing costs, in a nutshell: Yeah,
but we won!
Sure you did--at least so far. In October, however, the appeals
court may yet side with environmentalists, who maintain the district
must enter into a consultation process with the U.S. Fish and
Wildlife Service before construction can begin. If the courts
decide the district has to enter that process, expect delays to
continue for several more months, while the bills continue to
climb.
To achieve its Pyrrhic victory, the district has spent enough
money to buy another site, where construction could already be
underway--something which seems never to have occurred to the
Amphi Board majority of Mike Bernal, Gary Woodard, Richard
Scott and Virginia Houston, who have pushed this crusade
to build the school at any cost--and Amphi taxpayers be damned.
The only Amphi Board member to see this trouble coming was Nancy
Young Wright, and the rest of the Board has essentially ostracized
her for pointing out the flaws in their approach.
The entire sad affair reminds of the words of old King Pyrrhus:
"Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone."
CULTURE CLASH: TUSD's long-delayed and recently-passed
Hispanic Studies program will get about $211,000 in its first
year. That's far less than what the school board spent on lawyers
and two studies over the course of 18 months to end up with what
eight Mexican-American families told the district was needed in
the first place. The families sued TUSD in U.S. District Court,
alleging the district discriminates against its 26,600 Hispanic
students. That's 42 percent of TUSD enrollment, and as the Tucson
Citizen's Mary Bustamante pointed out last week, the
program for 42 percent of the student population will get $210,000,
while Asian-American Studies will get $100,000. Asian-American
students make up 2.3 percent of enrollment.
We also note that no one forced Asian-American Studies, pushed
by TUSD board member Mary Belle McCorkle, to undergo more
than a year's worth of study, debate, scrutiny and skepticism.
Meanwhile, as Bustamante's story showed, TUSD spends $816,856
for African-American Studies. African-American students make up
6.4 percent of TUSD's enrollment. And Native American Studies
operated on $416,850. Less than 4 percent of TUSD students are
Native American.
Certainly, ethnic studies can benefit all students and the two
established programs, African American and Native American studies,
have shown success in helping students stay in school and perform
better. But it remains a disgrace how long TUSD kicked and fought
Hispanic Studies.
NOT EVEN: Ever-friendly Brenda Even has kiboshed
the idea of bringing her Tucson Unified School District board
stooge Gloria Copeland along if Even wins the Republican
primary for the Board of Supervisors. Copeland was licking her
chops over a high-paying county job, either as one of Even's aides
or a social service bureaucrat, as far back as last year when
Even sought the appointment to fill the seat left vacant when
her husband, John died. As she trails Ray Carroll less
than 50 days from the September 8 election that also features
accountant Ken Marcus, Even is ditching Copeland. Even
tried to establish some distance from Copeland, who is well behind
in her race for a second term on the TUSD board, at the July 18
meeting of legislative District 13 Republicans. Asked if she would
hire Copeland as an aide or in county management, Even said: "I
don't know where that came from. But, no, that's not true."
EVEN MORE: Asked at the same GOP forum why she has not
pushed for an audit of TUSD's out-of-control desegregation budget,
Even snapped: "I have and we did have one."
But when we asked Even the following week for a copy of the audit
or for some explanation of its details and timing, she was evasive.
She advised us to seek the information from the TUSD board office.
She also hemmed and hawed because the audit may have been discussed
in executive (secret) session.
WARD-ONLY RUMBLES: Looks like the initiative to amend the
Tucson City Charter to allow election of the Council members exclusively
from their own wards has just barely obtained enough petition
signatures to make it on the ballot.
By the submission deadline earlier this month, proponents had
12,506 signatures--just above the 10,609 necessary to put the
issue on e ballot.
After a random sample check, Pima County election officials determined
the results were too close to call, so they began checking every
individual signature.
At the same time, under a provision of the Tucson City Charter,
backers of the change were given 10 more days to collect more
signatures. Using this extra time, they turned in an additional
1,867 names.
Assuming there are now enough valid signatures, the City Council
will consider the issue at its August 3 meeting. Council members
will have the choice of placing the measure on this November's
ballot, or waiting until next year's Tucson city election. Our
spies tell us there's a good chance the measure will be on this
year's ballot--which could make for very interesting City Council
races in 1999.
ALL THE NUDE'S THAT FIT TO TIT, ER PITCH, UH, WHATEVER:
Last week--Wednesday to be precise--there was something in the
air, and the local TV newspuppies had caught a whiff and were
baying excitedly.
Rain! Excess moisture! Water, water everywhere!
Ah, what riveting television it was: Reporters getting dribbled
on, reporters standing next to flowing washes, reporters talking
to motorists who dared to drive along the dangerous edge of dampness!
Most people get their news from television, we're told. Of course,
among the upper classes, that's just a polite way of saying most
people apparently don't give a crap about being well-informed
about their community, their governments, or where their lives
and the lives of their children might be heading.
The truth is, most of us are too busy with the day-to-day hassles
of putting bread on the table to take an interest in politics
or to develop informed opinions on community issues. And besides,
what possible influence could we, as mere individuals, exert on
such weighty matters, even assuming we were well-informed?
At this point in such musings, it's more or less traditional
for the pundit to assure you, the reader, that yes, you can make
a difference, damn it! That it's not too late to roll up your
sleeves and pitch in, to do your part for this faltering, though
still noble experiment we call Democracy...blah, blah, blah.
Well, screw that tired old treacle. It's every bit as dull and
unimaginative as the nightly video blather we endure to pretend
we know what's going on. Instead, we'd like to take this opportunity
to suggest an entirely new approach to television news reporting,
and to rainy-day stories in particular:
The Nude News. Attractive, naked young reporters doing full-frontal
stand-ups would go a long way to reducing the dull-sameness of
Tucson's day-to-day local TV news.
For example, an attractive young reporter covering a flowing
wash during the rainy season--how many hundreds of times have
we seen that? But strip that same TV reporter buck naked and make
him or her cover that same non-story entirely in the buff, and
suddenly we'd have some important, hell's-a-poppin' TV going on
right before our eyes!
And we'd love to see how an attractive, naked young person would
cover the usual weather-related car crash out on the interstate,
or the traditional downed-power-lines live report.
City hall coverage? We bet our local pols would be much more
willing to bare their souls to an attractive, naked young reporter.
The Nude News is the next logical step, really. Currently, you've
got your attractive young reporters--only a few of whom actually
know anything about this community--who've been hired basically
because they're, well, young and attractive. And if they were
naked, you'd have your powerful visual stimulus, which TV news
is ultimately all about.
It's not so far-fetched. They already use tons of make-up to
make those aging TV news anchors look even more plastic than they
already are. And we like plastic--the shallower the better.
So how about it? No more of this BS of pretending to be well-informed.
Call your favorite local TV station today and request--no, demand!--that
those news reporters do their jobs naked, naked, naked.
Because if they're not gonna tell us what's really going on,
the least they could do is show us what they've got.
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