Too Bad The NBA Doesn't Have A Lockout Every Season.
By Tom Danehy
I THINK IT'S pretty much unanimous that this is the most
exciting NBA regular season in the past quarter-century or so.
Why didn't they think of this strike thing before? I mean, all
those years of crowing about how the NBA was the only professional
sports league never to lose a game due to work stoppage. Big deal.
Viva la huelga! Long live the strike!
That darn strike has revitalized the sport. Heck, when the regular
season went into its final weekend, several teams were clawing
for those last playoff spots, four games in the standings separated
the third-place team from the seventh-place team, and three other
teams were in a virtual dead heat for the best record in the league
and the important home-court advantage which accompanies that
achievement. This is cool.
Usually the NBA season starts around Halloween. Then, it's ignored
by the average sports fan through the football bowl season and
then the exciting final two months of college basketball. When
we pick it back up in early April, they're still playing, but
most of the important stuff has been decided while we were away.
Over an 82-game schedule, things tend to spread out, teams tend
to find their proper level. That's all well and good; there is
something to said for the best teams to establish themselves as
such. But it also explains the allure of college basketball, where
the best don't always win. There's nothing like a surprise ending.
In late April, they start the playoffs, which plod along until
mid-June. We're grateful for this, because in June, the only alternative
to basketball is...well, there is no alternative.
But this season didn't start until February. Teams had to play
three or four games a week, 50 games in 90 days. Some teams had
to play back-to-back-to-back games. Yeah, now we'll see what's
up when there's no time to coast.
Sacramento made the playoffs. Toronto missed by this much. Seattle
missed, period.
This season was special in so many ways. We got to hate the rich,
spoiled leaders of the strike (I know it was officially a lockout
by the owners, but it wouldn't have happened if the players had
shown some good faith). We got to ridicule the multi-millionaires
as they went on TV and said one stupid thing after another about
$75,000 a year in car insurance payments or living from
one $200,000 paycheck to the next.
Then we got to celebrate as the mid-level players won the settlement.
The top-level players were forced to accept living on a mere $12
million or so per year so that the majority of players could get
a pay raise and the owners could balance their books.
Finally, we got to have this really cool season where ESPN
SportsCenter had highlights from seven or eight games every
night, where teams played constantly, and every game really mattered.
(Major League Baseball tried to cram that slogan down fans' throats
last year on ESPN, but nobody bought it. Technically, every game
in a baseball season does count, but how often after 162 games
do we really have a tight finish in baseball? Maybe one out of
six divisions? Not good enough.)
(Imagine if the baseball season didn't start until mid-May and
got over around Labor Day. The teams would play around 90 games.
Boy, then the games would all count. They could add more
playoffs and the World Series would be over in the first week
of October, sparing us the spectacle of the world championship
of baseball being decided in a blizzard. Just a thought.)
Some people have complained about the shoddy play and low scoring
this year in the NBA, but it's all a myth. The fact is that scoring
has been on the decline for more than a decade. It started when
the "bad boys" style of thug basketball supplanted the
"showtime" run-and-gun Lakers. The real problem, however,
can be traced to today's kids not learning how to shoot a basketball.
All they want to do is dunk or shoot the three. The 15-footer
is too mundane, I guess. All it does is win you championships.
As for the shoddy play, the lack of real training camps hurt.
But there has been plenty of lackluster play in every NBA regular
season in memory. In other years, guys were just in the doldrums,
bored with the routine and looking ahead to the playoffs.
This year, they played like crap because they were exhausted.
That's a much better reason. We can identify with that, and even
appreciate it.
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IN THE PLAYOFFS:
- Kobe Bryant with the ball in his hands and the Lakers down
one point to the Jazz with 10 seconds to play. In anticipation
of such a dreaded occurrence, the Lakers have installed a retractable
safety net around the court to protect fans from Bryant's...ahem,
shot attempts. They need to call his sorry butt "Adobe,"
because his bricks are flat and virtually indestructible.
- Allan Iverson being interviewed. The dude has only the most
casual relationship with the English language. Plus, he has nothing
to say worth hearing, even if we could understand him.
- San Antonio vs. Indiana in the finals. NBC would have to invent
a new micrometer to measure the minuscule size of the ratings
for that mess.
MOST VALUABLE PLAYER: Got to be Karl Malone. If you say Tim Duncan,
you're soft. If you say Alonzo Mourning, you're skipping your
medication again. And if you say Allan Iverson, parole denied!
SHOULD MAKE THE FINALS: Utah and Miami. The Jazz should grind
down the West with determination; the Heat should grind down the
East with defense. The only thing that should keep the Jazz away
from its first title is age. As Richard Pryor says, "That
Old'll be f---in' with your legs."
C'mon, Stockton and Malone, win one, then go make a golf foursome
with Elway and Gretzky. Don't play with that Jordan guy. He's
got a gambling jones and no source of income.
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