THE PERFECT MELDING OF ART AND COMMERCE: At last! Someone
has finally figured out a good use for all those unsightly billboards
still blighting our town. Until recently a huge Pantene billboard
loomed over Broadway Boulevard near Cherry. It featured a silhouetted,
silken-haired, anorexic freak of female model. And guess what
suddenly graced her shoulder? Gangland graffiti! We just love
it--after all these years of moronic teenage assholes defacing
fences, buildings and other valuable architecture, a lad of true
genius has arisen from the taggers' lowly ranks. What a brilliant
move! Defacing those crappy billboards is a major public service
in our book. The gigantic ad vanished within days of the tagger's
hit.
Yo, homeboy! You deserve a grant from the NEA! And, please, keep
up the damn fine work--we're rootin' for ya.
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: Seems the staff of the city's Development
Services Department has once again been stalling efforts to
enforce billboard laws. Only five cases, out of more than 100
potential ones, were going to be taken to court in the next round
of enforcement action.
But a group of concerned citizens met with members of the City
Council and--surprise!--now more than 20 cases loom, including
19 against billboards alleged to be located within the wrong land-use
zones.
Development Services' failure to act is nothing new. For years
the department hasn't seemed much interested in enforcing the
law. Whether it involves the sign code, the building code, or
abandoned housing, if a citizen doesn't complain, the department
doesn't do anything.
DAY BREAK: Ted Schlinkert has taken out petitions
to challenge Sen. Ann Day in the GOP September primary.
Schlinkert may be best known for his efforts to lead a referendum
against Marana's massive rezoning of developer's David Mehl's
proposed Dove Mountain (formerly RedHawk) master-planned community.
Marana officials threw out the petitions with the kind of dirty
trick that's the town's specialty--in this disgraceful case, because
the group hadn't attached a two-inch-thick specific plan for the
voters to read before signing.
Schlinkert has also been active in the incorporation movement
in Casas Adobes, which Day has opposed this year. Schlinkert's
candidacy will be one way for voters who support self-determination
to register their disappointment with Day.
SHILL ZONE: The Federation of Northwest Home Owners
recently formed, primarily to oppose the incorporation of the
new Town of Tortolita. Because the media can't tell the difference
between real outfits and a pack of shills, the "federation"
has garnered some sporadic attention.
Their chairman is Chuck Cowles, an Oro Valley resident.
Cowles is a leader of the Church of the Apostles, and wants the
church's proposed new site at the corner of Tangerine Road and
La Cholla Boulevard to be in Oro Valley. Why? Because the title
company missed the deed restrictions on the new church site and
neighboring property when the church made the purchase. To cover
its butt, the title company then sued all of the neighbors affected
by those deed restrictions to get them declared illegal. The judge
ruled in the title company's favor.
While the church wasn't directly responsible for the lawsuit,
the neighbors hardly looked upon it as an act of Christian charity.
Cowles and others from the church are concerned that Tortolita
will be inclined to support the neighbors when rezoning for the
new church is needed, so they're now trying to drag some of the
neighbors along into Oro Valley--where you can rezone just about
anything.
Others in the group, which claims to represent a large anti-incorporation
faction in Tortolita, consist of a handful of local residents
who would like major development on their own land. another faction
consists of absentee land owners. One of the most vociferous antagonists
to the new town is Joel Abrams, who has papered both dailies
with vitriolic letters to the editor. It should be remembered
that this is the same Joel Abrams whose real estate broker's license
was suspended. He was also fined for illegally splitting lots,
so he's not exactly a poster boy for clean government.
If there's any sizable anti-incorporation movement in Tortolita,
no one else can find it. Nobody expressing that sentiment surfaced
in the recent town election, where the seven incumbents ran unopposed
and were re-elected with an incredibly high 26 percent turnout.
And more than 1,000 people attended the recent town party and
raised another $16,000 to pay legal and lobbying costs to keep
Tortolita alive.
So next time some talking airhead does "he said, she said"
with this bunch of shills, please note that they're not really
grassroots, but just more manufactured Astroturf.
PORK CHOPS: The Pima County Supervisors have discussed
whether to buy the Miller-Pitt Building at the corner of Broadway
and Church Street. Discussion of the item was hidden on Pima County's
Executive Session agenda, under the cover story "legal negotiations."
What a surprise: More bullshit and lawyers covering up self-serving
business we should all see transacted out in the open.
The item was on the agenda because the Miller-Pitt law firm was
brazen enough to forward a proposal to Pima County asking between
$1.3 million and $1.6 million for the building, based on their
own appraisal. A few weeks back, we reported that Supreme Court
Justice Stanley Feldman, a former Miller-Pitt partner,
had been working the back halls of Pima County and his judicial
ally, Pima County Presiding Judge Mike Brown, to peddle
this sucker.
But there were several problems with this deal, which the supes
turned down:
The county has no money in the budget to buy it;
The county really doesn't need it;
The building is frame-stucco and rumored to be loaded
with asbestos;
And the asking price is too high.
But it does illustrate the arrogance of the judiciary and the
attempt by favored law firms to score at taxpayer expense. We
believe that's called pork.
CRIME DOES PAY: Michael J. Brown, his majesty of Pima County's
Superior Court system, wants to be a benevolent king--to some.
He recently blessed two more raises for courthouse hacks.
Donald H. Shaw, director of court services at the Juvenile
Court Center, got his annual pay bumped by more than nine bones
to $99,535. Assistant Director of Court Services Judy Holgate
now gets $80,000 a year, up from $71,064.
Both increases were approved by Juvi Presiding Judge John
F. Kelly, but it's Brown who controls the court kingdom. He
already pays Superior Court 's top bureaucrat, Don Stiles,
$108,810, and Brown's computer gal, Sally Nagy gets $105,000.
The Board of Supervisors should note these raises when Brown
comes in whining for mo' money next month. In his budget requests,
submitted two weeks past the deadline, Brown asks for $8 million
more than the 1997-98 Superior Court budget of $17.6 million.
Juvi bosses want nearly $2 million more than the 1997-98 budget
of $11.7 million.
TEMPS RISING: Part of the new bottom-line mentality of
America is seen in the new policy of Tucson Electric Power
to dump some folks with decent jobs with benefits and hire temps
to replace them.
Once upon a time, working for a public utility was a pretty good
deal--a safe, secure job. And so was buying their stock.
But in the '80s that changed. Outfits like TEP took advantage
of their privileged monopoly status and squandered much of their
capital jacking around in areas they knew nothing about. The net
result was TEP stock went into the crapper. And they've figured
out how to massage it back--not by providing a better product,
but by cutting services and shafting workers.
Your meter reader is--guess what--a temp, provided by an outside
company. Remember that next time you get a $740 electric bill.
And note that the person who'll take your complaint call is another
temp in a telephone boiler room somewhere.
BLOCK HEAD: The residents of the Richland Heights West
Neighborhood live in as rural a neighborhood as you can get
here in the Naked Pueblo. Bounded by Campbell Avenue, Fort Lowell
Road, Tucson Boulevard and Prince Road, the neighborhood features
low-density homes set along dirt roads and surrounded by native
vegetation. We could have used more neighborhoods like this scattered
throughout our sprawlopolis.
But the residents now fear their cozy 'hood is about to be disrupted
by Olga Block, who has announced plans to open a charter
school on a quiet cul-de-sac. Despite the complaints of her new
neighbors, Olga plans to go ahead with the school--and she says
there's nothing they can do to stop her.
Olga is the wife of Michael Block, a UA economics professor
who was a close crony of white-collar criminal J. Fife Symington
III. Block was a member of the convicted felon's three-member
Constitutional Defense Council, which blew hundreds of thousands
of taxpayer dollars in idiotic legal fights. Although the CDC
was designed to battle the federal government, it ended up spending
a lot of time and money fighting Arizona Attorney General Grant
Woods over its right to exist--a splendid use of taxpayer
dollars.
Olga's plan to open her school is certainly an eye-opener in
conservative philosophy to the residents of Richland Heights,
who are now seeing their state tax dollars supporting an enterprise
which is going to screw their lifestyle. And, because just about
anyone can start up a charter school just about anywhere, there's
probably little they can do about it.
We can't wait to see Olga's civics curriculum.
CAVE MEN: You'd think at least one of those arrogant boneheads
at the Tucson Weakly would have some idea of how to spell
"Kartchner," as in Kartchner Caverns. But last
week, the paper managed to misspell the name of the caves about
6,748 times in a cover story on the budding state park. Hey, bozos,
lay off the ether for awhile, OK?
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