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Best Cafe For Everything
Epic Café
STAFF PICK: The recent upswing in the number of traffic
accidents in Tucson can be attributed to a number of factors,
ranging from a burgeoning population to the urban ailment known
as "road rage." We, however, believe these accidents
are the result of people trying to get to Epic Café
before they sell out of scones. Everything at Epic is fresh and
prepared on the premises. The scones are already part of Tucson
legend. The other offerings are equally delicious, especially
the hummus plate, which has single-handedly converted hundreds
of lifetime carnivores into gentle, spiritually-aware vegetarians.
The coffee is guaranteed to kick-start any faltering cardiovascular
system into a caffeinated alpha state. Particular mention must
be made of the Epic espresso, which, on a recent visit, actually
burned its way through the porcelain demitasse, cutting a quarter-sized
hole in the floor. At last report, it was seen burrowing its way
through to the earth's mantle. Now that's espresso!
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