The Guys Discuss Latrell Sprewell's Fate.
By Tom Danehy
WHEN THE DOMINO Round Table discussion group opened its
weekly meeting down at the gym Sunday, there was no doubt as to
what the subject matter would be: Latrell Sprewell and his $32-million
assault on P.J. Carlesimo.
And for those of you who believe in the power of subliminal messages,
I want to tell you that it's a complete coincidence that our discussion
group is named after two pizza places. Heck, we haven't had pizza
in weeks; we're on a health kick, which means we all eat salad
before the burgers and fried chicken.
For those of you unfamiliar with the Sprewell case, I'll provide
a little background. (A personal note: I'm always pleased and
amazed when people tell me that they read my column even though
they don't like sports. Why, if I had a dime for every person
who's told me that, I still wouldn't have enough money to make
a local call, since they deregulated pay phones.)
Until last week, Latrell Sprewell was a vastly overpaid member
of the vastly underachieving Golden State Warriors of the National
Basketball Association. Alas, as is often the case in this day
and age, he's a spectacularly talented athlete, but an even more
spectacularly boorish individual on and off the court. Sprewell
is rude, crude, and heavily tattooed. (And quite often booed.)
He was a surprise when he came into the league, displaying remarkable
ability which soon elevated him to all-star status. However, a
dark side began to emerge, one symptomatic of a malady of the
'90s--a spoiled, coddled athlete who gets a pass on the rules
which hold a society together simply because he can run, jump,
dunk or hit better than the rest of us.
Just another jerk who thinks the word "discipline"
is the long form of "dis," and he ain't takin' dissin'
from nobody!
Anyway, Sprewell has always been able to show that he can run,
jump and dunk better than the rest of us. Last week, he proved
he can hit, too. During a particularly spirited practice, Sprewell
attacked Coach P.J. Carlesimo, grabbing him by the throat, choking
him and threatening to kill him.
When they finally pulled Sprewell off Carlesimo, the player was
ordered out of the building. He went to his car, where he should
have cooled off and perhaps done a self-examination of his scrotum
to see if he had what it took to go back in and apologize.
Instead, he sat there and stewed, and when he went back in, he
ran up and punched Carlesimo and threatened to kill him again.
The Warriors first announced that Sprewell had been suspended
for 10 games without pay, a fine which would have cost him nearly
$1 million. A couple days later, the Warriors announced they were
canceling his four-year, $32 million contract, the first such
action in NBA history. Then, even as the NBA Players Association
cried foul over that, the league weighed in with its own punishment.
No NBA team can sign Sprewell for one year.
The reaction from around the league was swift and mostly predictable.
Coaches and general managers lauded the team's and the league's
actions. Players thought it was blown out of proportion and he
should have been given a slap on the wrist. He needs to be pimp-slapped
upside his fat head for being such a moron.
One NBA player said, "What if a guy beats up his wife or
gets in a drunk-driving accident? You gonna tell me the team can
cancel your contract for that, too? That ain't right."
And that, sadly, is about as cerebral as the average NBA player
gets these days. To answer his foggy-brained question, yes, I
think it would be not only proper, but required, that a team cancel
the contract of a wife-beater or drunk driver.
I think it's perfectly reasonable that if a team is paying athletes
insane amounts of money, they should conduct themselves with
a measure of common sense and decency.
As expected, our round table had a wide range of views, most
of them horribly wrong. Many of us are basketball coaches at various
schools and at various levels. I asked Stew, who coaches at Green
Fields Country Day School, if he could imagine his players ever
attacking him. He laughed and said, "Tom, I'm at Green Fields.
If those kids ever got mad at me, they'd probably make jokes about
me in Latin and snicker because I wouldn't understand them."
Jay, who isn't a coach and, judging by his performance last Sunday,
isn't much of a basketball player either, jumped in and said,
"I'm just glad it was a white man who was in a chokehold
this time!"
We were hoping that Brian Peabody would show up. He's the best-known
coach in our group. Brian and I form a domino tag-team known as
White and Whiter. (We're both part-Irish, but he's Whiter, since
he's already had a brush with skin cancer and all I've ever had
were a couple industrial-strength freckles.) We wanted to ask
Brian about it, but we realized that he coaches at Salpointe,
so he hasn't had a lot of experience coaching African Americans.
As is often the case, Bill Washington turned out to be the voice
of reason. He's a hard-working guy with a lovely wife, and therefore
not one of us believes that he comes from Detroit. He thinks the
league took an especially tough stand to please fans and that
the final resolution will be some kind of compromise.
He felt that Sprewell was wrong to attack his coach and should
receive some kind of stiff fine and suspension, then added, "If
you're paying me eight mil', you can yell at me all you want (as
long as it's not racial or about my family)."
His is the voice of experience, since he works at UPS, where
they pay him large amounts of money to drive around town, and
in exchange, he has to dress funny.
I finally dropped the bombshell. I told everybody that Sprewell
was thinking of hiring Johnny Cochran. "Aw heck," went
the refrain. "Sprewell's got his job back. He might even
get back pay, maybe an extra $32 mil' for his pain and suffering."
I can hear it now. "Even if the coach got hit, you must
acquit."
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