HEY HONEY! NOW'S THE TIME TO CANCEL OUR BORING STAR
SUBSCRIPTION! Rumors persist that top brass at that cold,
gray fishwrap, The Arizona Daily Suckwad, have been
given the following orders by their Pulitzer Publishing overlords:
Increase circulation by 15 percent, or heads will roll.
Are you tired of the morning daily's non-coverage of local politics;
its weirdly mincing editorial-page style; its incredibly dull
Sunday edition; its bootlicking reliance on the official government
version of what's supposedly going on here? Well then, if ever
there were a time to cancel your subscription, this is it.
Send a message to the top-heavy turkeys basting in all those
bucks at Pulitzer Central: Tucson needs a paper that's not afraid
to kick ass and take names. We need a paper whose top editors
aren't afraid to offend the local power structure, who don't give
a damn what the boys at the country club will say the next day.
Hey, wait a minute--that's us! Uh, never mind. Guess we like
the Star just the way it is, thanks. That crack executive
editor Steve Auslander is the best thing that ever happened
to Tucson journalism. His news judgment is worth every penny of
the $40 million or so in profits Pulitzer sucks out of this community
every year.
FUN TIMES AT THE WEASELS-AND-WIMPS BALL: Last week's jolly
spectacle in Pima County Superior Court points up just what it
is about The Arizona Daily Star we here at "another
paper," as the daily media so kindly refer to us, love so
much.
So there's Steve Auslander and Star Managing Editor
Bobbie Jo Buel cooling their heels in the courtroom of
new-kid-on-the-bench Judge Kenneth Lee. They're waiting
for Lee to rescind his idiotic restraining order which prevents
the Star from printing a simple news story--a situation
that's practically unheard of in the annals of First Amendment
freedom.
The news story concern's how TUSD officials attempted to keep
secret their thousands of dollars worth of sex-harassment settlements
on behalf of a longtime administrator, Ed Arriaga. In other
words, the Star, Tucson's mightiest news-gathering organization,
was apparently blocked from telling its readers how TUSD officials
are spending public funds. TUSD officials argued that the information,
which the Star received anonymously, was protected by attorney-client
privilege.
Their argument was utter hogwash on its face, and yet another
example of how some meddling TUSD Board members--and Joel Ireland
in particular--have twisted TUSD into the service of their good-old-boy
network. Judge Lee's interference with a newspaper's First Amendment
right on such a flimsy argument speaks poorly of the caliber of
superior court judges these days. And the Star' editors'
meek submission to such ill-informed and moronic reasoning speaks
volumes about their lack of guts.
Obviously, the Star isn't the public's watchdog; it's
merely a lap dog for powerful commercial interests. And when a
lap dog is threatened with the back of the hand, it usually cowers
in fear, which is exactly what the Star did in this case.
So the Star brass were sitting there in Lee's courtroom,
like good little children, when someone brought in a few copies
of The Weekly, which had just printed the Arriaga story.
We wish we'd been there when someone read from TW's table
of contents: "Here's everything The Arizona Daily Star
wanted to tell you about TUSD last week, but was too chickenshit
to print..."
It's only fitting, isn't it, that the bigwigs who control our
pretend morning newspaper should be shelling out $150 an hour
to hear something like that read in open court? Too bad for the
community they weren't forking over that kind of cash instead
defending themselves for printing the Arriaga story in the first
place. That's what a real newspaper would have done.
G-L-O-R-I-A, GLORIA: Elsewhere at TUSD, meddling
Board member Gloria Copeland, who is seeking re-election
on the November ballot, undid Palo Verde High School's previously
successful method of curbing tardiness. Monitors sweep up tardy
students and place them in a 55-minute or 90-minute detention.
Students used to be able to sit, ostensibly to study or do homework.
But they turned it in to a daily social, with lots of primping
and deliberate, coordinated tardies. Principal Carole Schmidt
and her staff then copied Pueblo High School and took away the
cushy seating. Late students now get to stand for the duration
of the class they missed. Reports from Palo Verde say the switch
helped drop the number of stragglers dramatically.
But when a parent whined to Copeland that her tardy child had
to stand, Copeland appeared at the school to snort at three assistant
principals and order that the students be allowed to sit. Schmidt
confronted her. The principal won praise from staff by telling
Gloria that she and other meddling TUSD Board members have no
right to charge onto campuses to issue orders and undermine administrators.
Schmidt should be commended for telling Gloria, valedictorian
of the Ed Moore School of Government, to hit the road. The spineless
lackeys in TUSD headquarters, however, lacked Schmidt's resolve.
They buckled and ordered Schmidt to restore those poor, suffering,
tardy students' right to chill on their pampered little asses.
Hey Gloria, if there's a problem, do what you were elected to
do. This was no emergency. Bring it to the full Board for a public--we
repeat, public--discussion.
APOLITICAL: The Star continued its tradition of
avoiding politics by skipping two forums seven of the nine candidates
for the Tucson Unified School District Governing Board appeared
at last week. Two seats are open in the November 3 general election.
Mary Bustamante of the Tucson Citizen covered the
first forum and did a good job reporting it. One thing that became
very clear is how shallow and ill-prepared Laurie Ann Grana
is. She's the put-up candidate of the Tucson Education Association
and TUSD Board President Joel Ireland.
Grana is ignoring election law. She has not included the legally
required disclaimer on her literature that says who's paying for
the material. Candidate Diane Carrillo, who missed both
forums last week, also has campaign literature out that fails
to state who's paying for it. Both candidates will face fines
if authorities enforce the law.
AND SPEAKING OF TUSD CANDIDATES: We noted with pleasure
Pila Martinez's piece in last Sunday's Star updating
us on Arizona International College, that plucky start-up that
moved this year to the UA campus from the sterile environment
of the UA Science and Technology Park way out somewhere near Benson.
"I hated it out there," Professor Edwin Clausen
told Martinez, adding that all the talk about the wonderful surrounding
was just "delivering the party line"--which is apparently
the smart thing to do when you don't have tenure, which AIC profs
have been denied as part of grand experiment by the Board of Regents.
Clausen's comments echo what Weekly reporter Margaret
Regan observed repeatedly in her award-winning work on AIC
over the last three years. For her efforts, former AIC provost
Celestino Fernández blackballed Regan, primarily
because he found her stories to be too negative--meaning she turned
a critical eye to his rosy bullshit.
Now the slick Fernández has left AIC and returned to his
tenured position (which, of course, he never surrended) in the
UA Sociology Department. He's already taken leave from that position
to seek a seat on the TUSD School Board, which should leave voters
wondering: If elected, will Fernández once again defer
to the "party line" when it comes to running TUSD, rather
than do what's right? Tucson Unified needs more watchdogs, not
another running dog of the status quo.
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