BIG EASY. Looks like the fix is in for Richard Miranda,
City Manager Luis Gutierrez's hand-picked successor to
departing Tucson Police Chief Doug Smith. On Wednesday,
what appears to be a Gutierrez-appointed committee was quickly
convened for a murky, private review of the three candidates for
chief--Miranda, and his fellow assistant chiefs, Collier Hill
and Robert Lehner. The three were slated to answer questions
generated by Gutierrez. Reports have it that the panelists, whoever
they are, were restricted from asking their own questions.
We also hear that the candidates were to be asked questions specially
tailored to each man (a violation of EEOC rules), and that the
candidates weren't to be ranked afterwards as to their suitability,
a real departure from above-board procedures used to pick Smith.
But hey, maybe we shouldn't bitch. After all, if a clean selection
process picked Smith, how could sleazy scheming do any worse?
Either way, guess who gets to make the final recommendation to
the City Council on Smith's replacement? None other than Gutierrez.
Who's expected to top that list? Miranda, for reasons--or unpaid
favors--yet unknown. Keep in mind that this is the same Miranda
who, two weeks earlier, lied to the City Council about the facts
surrounding TPD's major botching of a recent beating incident
on Fourth Avenue.
Sounds like the perfect man to fill Smith's shoes.
Meanwhile, the potted plants on the Council are expected to let
this little political porker by Gutierrez' slide right on through.
SWAT DOC RE-SIGNED: UbiquiDoc Richard Carmona will
keep his title of chief executive officer of the Pima County Health
and Medical Services System. The Board of Supervisors voted
4-1 last week to keep Carmona in the job he worked himself into
after serving as the chairman of the blue-ribbon panel that examined
the county medical and health system. The Board of Stupes, with
Democrat Sharon Bronson dissenting, will give Carmona $180,000
a year. The former head of trauma at Tucson Medical Center, Carmona
is also the Sheriff's doc, the Rural Metro doc, a UA student health
doc, and a new member of the lax state Board of Medical Examiners.
Reports of a four-year contract aren't quite correct. State law
forbids the Stupes from binding successor boards with holdover
administrators. A new board will be seated in January 2001.
Carmona is spread too thin, and he's too much of a Zelig. Kino's
management was destroyed in 1993 by supervisors Ed Moore,
Paul Marsh and Mikey Boyd. Carmona backers, Democrat
Raul Grijalva and Republican Sugar Ray Carroll
cast hypocritical votes to solidify the good doctor's current
rule. In October, both Grijalva and Carroll voted against a $138,000-a-year
contract for County Manger Chuck Huckelberry saying they
wanted the Huck to work without a contract. The two also complained
then about the lack of performance measures and reviews for Huckelberry.
Grijalva now says that Carmona's contract will be modified to
include reviews.
Like Huckelberry, Carmona has a $75,000 parachute if he's canned
before the end of the contract.
Meanwhile, Bronson, who hates Carmona, pins Kino's long-term
debt of $18 million (over 16 years and mostly attributable to
the state's switch to the indigent healthcare plan, AHCCCS) entirely
on Carmona. That's a tired refrain borrowed from Moore and his
cronies.
HAWKE EYED: Former state legislator Larry Hawke,
a onetime midtown moderate, is back from his job as a lobbyist
for the Nevada Mining Association and is now with Pima County's
Department of Environmental Quality. Hawke flew the legislative
coop at the end of the 1988 session and finished at the University
of Arizona College O' Law in 1991. From there it was on to Reno/Carson
City. Hawke now is a program manager for DEQ at $60,000 a year.
His appointment is making some folks nervous because of his work
for Nevada mining interests. Local mining interests gutted Pima
County DEQ's air-quality regulation authority four years ago.
Hawke is working mostly with area governments and the state Department
of Environmental Quality. But according County Administrator Chuck
Huckelberry's order, Hawke will not do any lobbying for the
county.
THE FISCHER THING: The Arizona Daily Star, which
is only making about $20 million or so in annual profits, can't
seem to afford a reporter to cover the state governor's race,
so the paper is depending on a former reporter acting as a freelancer.
Reading the stories filed by former Star gazer Howie
Fischer, it's pretty obvious that his sympathies lie with
incumbent Gov. Jane Dee Hull.
The Star coverage of the revelation that Hull had sucked
up over $20,000 in campaign contributions from Las Vegas gaming
interests was slanted by Fischer, who allowed the Guv's son and
campaign manager to spin the story into an attack on her Democratic
rival, Paul Johnson, for "leaking" the information
to the press and thereby somehow being guilty of nasty campaign
tactics.
Excuse us? The information on Hull's campaign money was part
of her own financial report, which apparently only the Tribune
newspapers in the Phoenix area bothered to read and report on.
They also were perceptive enough to notice that Hull has always
been an opponent of Indian gaming, which might just possibly be
a motive for all that Vegas money heading her way. Fisher and
the Star let Hull's people get away with murder by claiming
that an easily available public record had been "leaked."
Unlike most of the ignorant reporters who usually write political
stories these days, Fischer knows better. In fact, the Tribune
papers are one of his clients. And Johnson, who should have responded
strongly to these stupid charges, once again looked like a deer
in the headlights when he mumbled something denying he was the
"leak."
ORO VALLEY OCCUPATION OF TORTOLITA CONTINUES: The recent
pseudo-annexation of large chunks of Tortolita by the crazed
imperialists of Oro Valley has resulted in increased activity
in the disputed area by Oro Valley personnel. Guided by Oro Valley
Town Manger Chuck Sweet, the principle architect of Oro
Valley's Manifest Destiny, the attitude towards the Tortolita
peasantry is reminiscent of British patrols in Northern Ireland.
Tortolita has yet to be disincorporated--and may not be, as there
are more court cases coming--but that fact has been ignored by
Oro Valley officials in their sleazy attempt to suck up to land
owners and developers seeking relaxed zoning rules. While the
matter is in court and Tortolita is seeking relief, Oro Valley
cops are patrolling Tortolita with a vengeance, and Oro Valley
road crews are acting like the streets are theirs. The motive
is obvious--Oro Valley will claim that possession is more important
than what the law clearly states, which is that you can't annex
something that belongs to somebody else.
Two questions arise from all this: How do current Oro Valley
residents benefit by paying for cops and road crews outside their
town? And whatever happened to those two so-called "green"
public officials elected from the Oro Valley Coalition this year,
Mayor Paul Loomis and Council member Fran LaSala? Both
have sympathized with Tortolita, proclaimed the possible illegality
of their town's moves, and then turned around and voted for the
annexations.
Are Loomis and La Sala craven, stupid or just confused? How do
you tell the difference between them and the cementheads they
replaced? Is their something in the water at Oro Valley Town Hall
that corrupts council members as soon as they're sworn in?
And, aside from the Tortolitans who are now driving through Oro
Valley's chickenshit speed traps, how does this benefit the people
of Oro Valley?
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