LET THE OWLS PAY THE OWL TAX: With the latest court delay,
the Amphitheater School District's plan to build a high
school on the edge of critical habitat for the endangered pygmy
owl continues to stall. Amphi will be more than a year behind
schedule when it squares off against environmentalists in the
9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco in October.
And even if Amphi wins at the appellate court level, nothing's
stopping the Southwest Center for Biological Diversity
and the Defenders of Wildlife from appealing to the Supreme
Court and getting another injunction preventing
construction--which would continue to delay the project. Worse,
if the district loses, Amphi would be forced to appeal to the
top court for a reversal.
Along with the time lost, the district is also spending hundreds
of thousands of dollars in legal fees, additional land acquisition
costs and other expenses related to the high school.
Any idiot could have seen this coming--and the Board majority
should have cut their losses a long time ago.
Sure, finding a new site would mean that the district would have
to sit on the property until a buyer could be found--but that
shouldn't bother the district much. After all, the Board spent
a million bucks for a warehouse on eight acres along Desert Sky
Road back in 1996--and last we heard, there were no plans to use
or sell that property either.
Meanwhile, the new Amphi budget calls for a 2 percent tax hike
for Amphi homeowners, who are footing the bill for all those site-related
costs.
Some of our more conspiratorial friends have offered another
theory for Amphi officials' refusal to find a new site: The Growth
Lobby types on the Amphi School Board, along with the real-estate
consultant who slid this deal through, want the new school on
the northwestern border of the district because there isn't much
in the way of infrastructure--i.e., roads and sewers--out there
now. Building a new high school in the boonies would put the heat
on Pima County and other jurisdictions to extend higher-capacity
infrastructure at taxpayer expense.
Consider that possiblility the next time you hear it's a matter
of "owls versus kids."
THE STALLED CALL: Of course, Amphi taxpayers aren't going
to be able to address their Governing Board about those climbing
owl costs--at least not until the Board reinstates a call-to-the-audience
segment at its meetings.
Despite the grumbling of Amphi residents who turned out in large
numbers last month to support returning the call-to-the-audience
segment, the Board continues to stall the process. The majority
of the Board--with the exception, as usual, of Nancy Young
Wright--is relying on convoluted legal advice that they couldn't
respond to comments from audience members because they would be
violating Arizona open-meeting laws since the potential topics
would not have been posted on the meeting's agenda. This is a
novel legal theory which is evidently not shared by the numerous
political jurisdictions throughout the state which feature call-to-the-audience
segments.
Also disagreeing with the notion is Scott Alexander, a
former Arizona lawmaker who helped write Arizona's open-meeting
laws. Alexander clashed with Amphi in-house counsel Todd Jaeger
at a meeting last month when Jaeger explained the Board's unique
legal dilemma. To settle the question, Alexander suggested Amphi
staffers meet with state attorneys. He also asked to be invited
to the meeting.
After a week of hemming and hawing, Amphi staffers finally agreed
to the meeting, but it's been put off since. Superintendent Robert
"Bubba" Smith--who is now even getting beat up in
the local sports pages for his shoddy treatment of legendary Amphi
football Coach Vern Friedli--also requested the meetings
include Barry Corey's law firm, which often represents
the district. So there's some more of your tax dollars floating
away while Amphi tries to find an angle to reduce your right to
speak.
Meanwhile, an effort to "streamline" district policies
is underway, and it looks like call-to-the-audience is going to
be formally removed from district guidelines.
Two of the ringleaders of this attempt to squash your chance
to be heard--Board members Mike Bernal and Gary Woodard--are
up for re-election this November. Remember their creepy moves
when you visit the voting booth.
SALIDA DE SAL: Civil-rights activist Salomon Baldenegro
will, in fact, have to take another job if he is to stay on the
UA campus. Despite an outbreak of meetings Mexican-American leaders
held to keep Baldenegro in his job as assistant dean for Hispanic
student affairs, UA Prez Peter Likins will move him to
a nebulous position. This is a victory for the Hispanic elite,
including the UA's Joel Valdez, Jamie Gutierrez
and Celestino Fernández.
Likins met with about 60 people from the opposition Mexican group
on Friday. Negotiating power evaporated when Max Torres
spoke highly of the compromise that emanated from Valdez's office.
It got messier still when Likins conceded that he reached his
conclusion to move Baldenegro, who held the job for 10 years,
after consulting with Tucson's Hispanic leadership. Huh? When
did that become a monolith? He refused to name that leadership,
which was denounced by activists Friday as "whispering brokers."
Those who fought for Baldenegro noted the irony that Likins is
allowing Fernández to write his own ticket as a sociology
professor, even though Fernández led that profound failure,
the Arizona International Campus experiment. They want the standards
used on Baldenegro applied to Fernández. But then, Baldenegro
isn't a wealthy, pretty Californian, which is likely what the
UA will bring in after a waste-of-money, go-through-the-motions
rigged national search.
LIBERTARIAN IN DISTRICT 4? Gay Lynne Goetzke ran
an interesting race for Mayor of Tucson in 1991 as a Libertarian,
taking about 14 percent of the votes cast. As a staunch defender
of property rights and an opponent of governmental intervention
in just about everything, she's considering a run at the District
4 seat on the Pima County Board of Supervisors now held by Republican
Ray Carroll, who is facing TUSD Board member Brenda Even
and accountant Ken Marcus in the September 8 GOP primary. Carroll
has drawn her ire by supporting what Goetzke considers "immoral"
controlled-growth ordinances.
Goetzke would have to run as a Libertarian again by getting a
handful of write-in votes on the primary ballot, which wouldn't
bother her too much. But that would probably cut down on her fundraising
capability among those hardcore cementheads who would make up
her money base.
LAWYERS FOR HIGHER TAXES: It often seems like members of
the Pima County Attorney's Civil Division are congenitally
equipped to give our elected leaders bad advice, but now they
may have gone beyond dispensing lousy legal opinions and fully
immersed themselves in the business of policy-making, which, of
course, isn't their job.
The Skinny's been told that the civil guys have decided the big
Kino Hospital debt--which now amounts to $20 million or so, and
which county bureaucrats have shoved around for years--just has
to be paid. And, the civil attorneys claim, the only way to pay
that debt--regardless of an Auditor General's report that it doesn't
need to be paid--is to raise taxes for the county's general fund.
So we now have these rather low-ranking lawyers and pseudo constitutional
experts actually telling the people who supposedly represent
us that they must increase the sales tax by a half-cent
to pay Kino's debt. This on top of the Sheriff Clarence Dupnik's
request for a similar tax hike for law enforcement, and another
from environmentalists for open-space purchase.
These legal wizards are way off their turf and ought to be sent
back to Barbara LaWall with the seat cut out of their pants--and
something like that would happen if we had a Board of Supes with
any guts.
If these lawyers are correct about the need to pay off the Kino
debt, isn't there a chance the money could be found elsewhere--perhaps
in the $400,000 worth of raises the County Attorney just handed
out?
Maybe it's time for these lawyers-turned-policy-wonks to take
a cookie and go back to their room. Certainly the supervisors
must have a few other legally available financial options beyond
sticking it to the rest of us.
FAULTY PROGNOSIS: The latest attempt to handle that Kino
Hospital debt of about $20 million? High county sources tell us
the new spin involves recently discovered "accounts receivable"
in the amount of $27 million. This is the rationale the current
hospital staff and the unelected commission now in charge will
try to use to convince the Board of Supes that everything is really
OK financially.
One small question. Where the hell were all these receivables
and why are we just finding them? Are they're actually trying
to tell us that the hospital was owed millions and nobody collected
it? And are we to believe that ace administrator Dr. Deputy Richard
Carmona just now found all that money owed to the county after
he'd been in charge for more than a year?
Give us a break, Rich.
BOTTLE RACKET: One of the more incredible bait-and-switch
games we've ever seen is the recent sleazy public relations' job
by the Central Arizona Project folks. They have bottles
of water in circulation labeled "Central Arizona Project
Water," designed--by their own admission--as a PR gimmick.
Yep, folks, it's real CAP water all right. Only problem is that
it first went through the Phoenix treatment plant, not Tucson's.
Which obviously still leaves them with water so crappy that they
didn't dare hand out what Phoenicians drink, because the next
step was to put this stuff through a reverse-osmosis process,
which removed just about everything else from it.
This is the stuff they've handed out to prove to you that nothing's
wrong with CAP water. Well, sure, until it goes through the chemical
bath at the Tucson treatment plant and gets pumped through decaying
pipes, the stuff's great! If any private company did this, they'd
get busted for fraud.
We hear the Tucson Water spin-doctors will try again soon, with
some phony taste-test publicity the local media is likely to cover
as if it were real news and not just misleading propaganda designed
to fuel uncontrolled local growth.
Instead of blowing smoke about how good that CAP crap is in Phoenix,
they might try distributing a few bottles of that stuff as issued
in the capitol city without sanitizing it first, so we can all
find out just how bad Phoenix water really is.
HERE'S HENRY: Enrique Serna is returning to Pima County
as a member of the Merit Commission, the county's civil-service
panel. Supervisor Raul Grijalva appointed Serna to replace
Rebecca Hill, who resigned to accept a job in Superior
Court. This will give the five-member, unpaid commission, which
rules on appeals of employee disciplinary action, a second Hispanic.
Smart move by Grijalva to appoint the former county manager, who
was fired minutes after Ed Moore, Mike Boyd and
Paul Marsh seized control of the Board of Supervisors in
1993.
Serna, a former South Tucson city manager, got no justice, but
most of the other 12 top-level executives and their aides who
got canned in the Moore-Boyd-Marsh reorganization got plenty of
taxpayer jack after they sued.
Serna recently ended a stint as manager of the Maricopa County
town of Guadalupe to join Collins-Pina Consulting Engineers. Serna's
appointment will anger and scare holdover hacks from the Moore
regime--particularly the ones who stabbed Serna in the back. It
also will annoy the complicitous County Attorney's Office, a petulant,
sore-losing bunch who continue to bleed taxpayers by appealing
to Superior Court sound Merit Commission decisions in favor of
employees.
FREE TV: State-run television station KUAT should stop
giving wanna-be pretty-boy Hank Amos free time, as it did
recently, to chat about his annual and mid-year numbers in a big
puff piece for his house of cards known as Tucson Realty &
Trust. The company has been propped up by legendary land speculator
Donald R. Diamond and Boy Hank is a J. Fife Symington
III-appointee to the Arizona Board of Regents, which has ultimate
control over KUAT. Boy Hank regurgitates real-estate numbers that
are prepared by others. If knocked off script even slightly, he
seriously falters. Apparently not one for work, Boy Hank recently
ordered Board of Regents staffers to boil down reports to a paragraph
with a one-line recommendation.
THE STATE BOARD OF MEDICAL EXAMINERS: The docs who make
up the state Board of Medical Examiners are not only disgracefully
slow in following up complaints, but it appears they tend not
to do squat after they've taken a year or more to investigate
those complaints.
At least that appears to be the case when it comes to Dr. John
Biskind, a 72-year-old Phoenix physician who mistakenly judged
a full-term fetus to be at only 23 weeks and tried to abort it.
That would be inept enough, but it seems this same doc has performed
botched abortions before, and two of his former patients have
died. In both cases the medical examiners didn't pull his license,
but then that's something they almost never do.
For years the Board has been nothing but a good-old-boys' network
for covering bad docs. But check the reaction of the state senator
who chairs the Senate Health Committee, Tucson Republican Ann
Day: "It tells me they haven't been doing their job at
all. This is not the first time I've had complaints about doctors
who have done bad things and are still out there practicing."
Duh, no shit, Senator. Did it ever maybe occur to you that it's
your job to do something about it--like hold hearings, criticize
the Board, and hold their feet to the fire during budget time?
INDEPENDENT THINKING: Former Arizona goober, uh, Gov. Evan
Mecham announced a few weeks back that he planned to run for
governor again--as an independent. On the surface, good news for
Democrat Paul Johnson--until you consider that Mecham did
the same thing in the U.S. Senate race against John McCain
back in 1992, and McCain beat Democrat Claire Sargent by
about 23 points--meaning any vote Mecham got was from somebody
so mad at McCain that they weren't going to vote for him in the
first place. And the same thing would probably follow for Gov.
Jane Dee Hull.
Only Mecham screwed up his latest scheme. Seems they've changed
the rules for independent candidates and Mecham didn't notice--you
don't file those candidacies after the primary any more,
you have to file them the same time as everybody else does. Too
bad, Evan. Now you'll have to run as a write-in. And so will anybody
else planning to file as an independent.
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