Could The Arizona Interscholastic Association Mess Up Prep Sports Any Worse?
By Tom Danehy
I LOVE ARIZONA. I love high-school sports. I love Arizona
high-school sports. Alas, I'm not so sure the same can be said
for those who actually run Arizona high-school sports.
The Arizona Interscholastic Association, legendary for its stupidity
and wrong-headedness, continues to roll along, blazing new trails
of meanness, ineptitude, and blind allegiance to all that is Phoenix.
This organization could fill an entire season of TV bloopers
without even trying (which, apparently, is their course of action,
anyway). Most every sports fan in the state is familiar with their
recent lowlights.
Back when Arizona had only two congressmen in the House of Representatives,
the gerrymandering was pretty simple, even for our doltish pols.
The Phoenix metropolitan area was one district, the rest of the
state was the other one. Morris Udall basically represented a
district which looked like a huge donut, from Douglas to Kingman,
Yuma to Chinle.
If things keep going like they have been in Arizona prep sports,
don't be surprised if the same thing happens to the AIA.
The bad thing here is that I have no doubt that most of the people
in the AIA are hard-working, decent people who try to do the right
thing by all of the athletes in the state. Unfortunately, there
are enough of them in important positions who allow themselves
to be bullied, cajoled or lulled into laziness, and the results
are bizarre.
Take the recent Class 4A state basketball championships. Teams
begin official practice around Halloween, play two or three games
a week through the middle of February, and then have to play the
quarter-finals, semi-finals, and championship games on three consecutive
nights.
Why not let the advancing teams have a little time off to bask
in the glory, to build up some excitement at their schools and
in their communities, and to get some life back in the legs which
are just about dead by that time of the year? What would it hurt?
Oh, I know. Jerry Colangelo has locked you into some Gordian
deal with America West Arena where you have to run teams through
there with military-like precision or risk...what? Being labeled
human?
This past season, an AIA official got into it with a player from
a state championship team whose grievous sin was staying on the
court after the game to soak up the atmosphere and revel in the
feeling he'd been working much of his young life to achieve.
Apparently, the exchange went something like this:
AIA Guy: "Hey, what are you still doing on the court?"
Kid: "The TV guy was interviewing me, and now that he's
done, I just wanted to soak up the atmosphere and revel in the
feeling."
AIA Guy: "You can't. According to our guidelines, the winners
have four minutes, 37 seconds to exult, after which they must
return to a calm demeanor with which they will conduct the rest
of their natural lives."
Or something like that.
In all seriousness, eyewitnesses report the member of the AIA
Happiness Police just about went ballistic with the kid. It was
real ugly.
Having learned nothing, the AIA plunged ahead with the spring
sports championships. Many of them came off quite well despite
the AIA's involvement. Among the highlights:
Tiny Green Fields Country Day School won the Class 1A
state baseball championship. Two years ago, Green Fields went
1-20. Perhaps even more amazing is that the Griffins won the title
by beating St. David High, a school of around 140 kids which had
a stellar core of athletes who'd already won the state football,
basketball and track championships.
I was once loosely affiliated with Green Fields, a northwest-side
college prep academy. One time I was on the radio and the host
asked, "So what is a Griffin, anyway?"
I answered, "It's a short, slow white dude with a high SAT
score."
Now it's also a baseball champion.
Mesa Mountain View completed a rare triple by winning
the state Class 5A (big schools) championships in football, basketball,
and baseball. The football team scored a touchdown in the last
couple minutes to edge Tucson Amphi in football; the basketball
team rolled over everyone; and the baseball team completed a last-inning
rally when the opposing pitcher hit two batters in a row to walk
in the winning run.
Mountain View, which claims its athletic excellence is strictly
due to hard work and has nothing to do with its enrollment, decided
to give all 72,483 of its students Monday off to celebrate the
feat. They were going to hold a year-ending pep rally, but they
couldn't all fit in Sun Devil Stadium.
Getting back to Green Fields, the Griffins won their semi-final
game on May 8 and had a week to prepare for St. David. The AIA
also had a week to find a different venue (Hi Corbett? Tucson
Electric Park?) for the game which pitted two Southern Arizona
teams. Instead, the AIA insisted the game be played in Phoenix.
Meanwhile the Class 4A softball championships were at
Tucson Sportspark. But the AIA made it clear that if two Phoenix
teams were in the finals, the game would be switched to Phoenix.
Tucson Sahuaro ruined their plans by making it to the title game.
Oh yeah, by the way, the idiots who planned the tournament made
teams play on Wednesday, take Thursday off, then play quarter-final
and semi-final double-headers on Friday! It's so unfair.
They also held the 4A and 5A state track championships at the
UA track and it was a spectacular success. Overflow crowds, great
facilities, great performances.
Immediately afterwards, the AIA went into special session to
find out where they messed up.
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