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When In Doubt, Don't Sleep With It.
By Mari Wadsworth
Sleeping With Random Beasts, by Karin Goodwin (Chronicle
Books). Cloth, $22.95.
BOB GUCCIONE, THE un-PC publisher of Penthouse,
was interviewed in a recent Time magazine article
on Viagra that stated the drug would "free the American male
libido from the emasculating doings of feminists." It was
an incomprehensible comment, no doubt about it; ill-advised and
uninformed at the very least, and at worst, validating to other
uniformed, non-reflective readers. Yet it's a comment brought
to mind while reading Sleeping With Random Beasts, the
debut novel by local author Karin Goodwin, which (like other such
erotic, anti-romance novels) seems to hope to free the American
female libido in some similar fashion.
Goodwin herself appears to be an interesting character: Her author's
bio identifies her as having worked as a deejay, house painter,
nude model, gymnastics coach and tutor, and "she is also
a licensed private investigator." All this, and she looks
like she's barely pushing 30. None too shabby, indeed.
Her protagonist in Random Beasts is less interesting--which
is odd given that she comes across as being uncomfortably close
in the abstract to the author herself.
There is a popular lineage for the feminist tell-all, as authors
like Erica Jong have proved (however regrettably). Goodwin's Beasts
fits well into that vaginal groove, as protagonist Eleanor May
(a.k.a. "Bean"), a bored bank teller turned artistic
photographer, breaks up with her loser alcoholic Irish boyfriend
"Pat" and hits the road--the better to fling herself
from one dysfunctional relationship to the next, from Boston to
Portland and all major cities in between (and a few minor ones,
including Tucson).
Along the way, anecdotes involving her sage best friend Travis
(a gay man), herpes, Texans, cocaine, various infidelities and
abortion are doled out in such a way that we're to be amused without
actually losing sight of the fact that none of this is humorous.
Though Goodwin has a certain flair for colorful turns of phrase,
her storytelling is disappointingly flat as a work of fiction;
and leaves us sympathetically concerned about the extent to which
the text might be autobiographical.
This is probably the fault of some well-meaning writing instructor
who once told the promising young Goodwin to "write what
you know." We wish writing instructors, at least for fictional
purposes, would stop saying that. "Take an interest in something
you don't remotely know, observe it, and then write about that,"
we wish they'd say. Because even fictional characters deserve
their own fictional voices; they deserve to be more than the bone
house for someone too obscure to publish their autobiography.
Though our collective obsession with censorship has denigrated
the line between public and private, these personal exposés
really don't add anything new to the discourse on human relationships.
In spite of book publishers who laud them on the cover as "hilarious,
thoroughly enjoyable and sharply insightful--an eventful journey
with an unusually rewarding destination," they come across
as trite. And there's nothing more depressing than reading about
a life that could be one of many lives you might have known, and
feeling that it's trite. That does nothing to heighten our sense
of tragedy, or compassion, or understanding of the human spirit.
Not that we're singling out Goodwin, here, whose book is entirely
believable; it reads like somebody's eloquently written journal,
which is precisely why it reads as a very mediocre novel. Ours
is less a criticism and more an appeal: Judging by the numbers
of such books piling up around our desk--the majority of which
are by female authors--obviously publishers aren't going to quit
publishing them. But it's high time for self-respecting novelists
to stop writing them. The real crime with such books isn't that
they're controversial, it's that they're boring.
Tucsonan Karin Goodwin celebrates the debut of her first
book, Sleeping With Random Beasts, with a discussion
and signing from 7 to 8 p.m. Thursday, May 14, at Barnes &
Noble Bookstore, 5130 E. Broadway.
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