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Who Hasn't Been Bothered By Pesky UFOs?
By James DiGiovanna
"The Threat," by David M. Jacobs, Ph.D. (Simon and Schuster). Hardcover, $23.
WHO HASN'T BEEN bothered by pesky UFO aliens? They come,
they abduct you, they probe your orifices, then they dump you
in western Missouri. But have you ever stopped to wonder, what's
it all for? Why are they doing this? And, why so much probing?
Well, now the answer is before us in The Threat, a new book by
UFO researcher and huckster-moron David M. Jacobs, Ph.D. (the
bestselling author of Secret Life). It's actually a little unclear
whether Jacobs is pulling a fast one, or is in fact a complete
idiot. His section on his research methods is particularly bizarre.
He goes on and on about the faulty research paradigms of other
UFOlogists, but seems completely uninterested in finding corroborating
evidence for his own cases. He claims that if lots of "abductees"
report the same experiences, then they must be true, but he quickly
dismisses the idea that media images of UFOs have anything to
do with the consistency of reports of aliens who look like the
ones in major Hollywood studio releases. He notes that many UFO
researchers use hypnosis in reproducing hidden memories, and that
this technique is prone to producing false reports, yet virtually
all of his own data is from hypnotically retrieved memories.
But all of that seems unimportant, because he alone has solved
the riddle of why the aliens are abducting American citizens and
freaking them all night long. It's for their breeding program!
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