Reflections From A Lost Weekend.
By Tom Danehy
THE AVERAGE UA men's basketball fan has apparently done
some growing up over the past few years. Back in the early '90s,
when Arizona had that nasty run of three first-round upsets (bracketed
around the 1994 Final Four season), people in these parts went
bonkers. You would have thought that the letters "u-c-k"
had been added to the mascot's name, as in "The Catsuck."
But now, the Cats play like crap, blow a last-minute lead to
lose in the first round, and people go "Aw heck, that's all
right. Everybody's entitled to a bad game. Hey, this year's freshmen
should be really good next year, don't you think?"
What's going on? People used to be outraged, or at least miffed.
Instead, now, they're like...supportive. It's way weird.
Make no mistake about it, Arizona played horribly last week in
Milwaukee. They pretty much stank up the place. And for them to
create an overpowering odor in an area where the entire population
subsists on a diet of beer, cheese and bratwurst is really saying
something.
ANOTHER THING WE learned from that game is that the NCAA
Tournament selection committee is fallible, sometimes to the extreme.
Its process for selecting teams has often come under fire, but
generally overlooked is its seeding procedure.
There's no way Oklahoma should have been a 13 seed. The Sooners'
win over Arizona was certainly an upset, but then Oklahoma turned
around and dismantled 5th-seeded UNC-Charlotte to reach the Sweet
16. Arizona should have beaten them, but Oklahoma, we all found
out the hard way, is not bad.
OKLAHOMA'S BIG STAR, Eduardo Najera, wants to be the first
Mexican citizen drafted into the NBA. Fine, but first he has to
learn how to pronounce his own last name. At first I thought all
the announcers, goofy white people that they are, were just butchering
it. But then it turns out that he pronounces it with the accent
on the last syllable so it sounds Arabic.
When I was a little kid in Southern California, I had this good
friend whose last name was Ruiz. In those pre-Brown Pride days,
his family insisted on pronouncing it "Reese." Finally,
I told him, "Dude, your dad looks like the Frito Bandito
and Katy Jurado would play your mom in the movies. Ain't nobody
buyin' 'Reese.'"
That was the year I won the Citizenship Award in school.
As for you, Mr. Nah-heh- (long pause) dah!, you have every right
to pronounce your last name any way you want. But you need a good
explanation and a note from your mom saying it's okay.
THEY HELD A boxing match last Saturday that was supposed
to unify the heavyweight alphabet-soup championship, once and
for...the next few weeks. But it ended in a draw when one judge
voted for Evander Holyfield, another voted for Lennox Lewis, and
the third judge called it a tie.
Fans and pundits were enraged, most feeling that Lewis had won
a clear decision. People, THIS IS BOXING, a sport where competitors
consume each other's body parts, for cryin' out loud. Bad judges
are a minor technicality. Quitcher complainin'.
The latest stupid thing in boxing is this new computer which
counts the number of punches thrown and those which connect, like
that's important. I remember that Joe Frazier would wade on into
his opponent, absorbing five or six blows just so he could throw
one. If ever there were an overrated stat in sports, it's this
one.
I kept hearing on the radio that over a million people purchased
the pay-per-view fight in their homes, at the lofty cost of $50
a pop. I want to know where these people are.
The day after the fight, I spoke to at least 30 people who had
seen the fight and not one person bought it. There might as well
be a store on every corner called "Black Boxes 'R Us."
NOW THAT THEY'VE achieved national status, I look for Joan
Bonvicini's women's basketball teams to reach the NCAA Tournament
on an annual basis. Is it asking too much to want to watch them
play?
CBS has the men's tourney all locked up contractually and they've
got a(n imperfect) system which allows everyone in the country
to see the hometown team play. But the women are relegated to
ESPN 2, with games often on late at night, if at all.
That's fine; the sport is still growing. But there should be
a way for local fans to see their team play, seeing as how availability
leads to interest and interest eventually equals higher ratings.
Why not allow a local station to buy the feed for a low cost,
thereby increasing exposure of the sport? Or is that too much
common sense to be absorbed at one time?
FINALLY, WHILE RUNNING errands Saturday afternoon, I tuned
in to KFFN-AM to keep up on the NCAA scores. But what do I hear
instead? A Diamondbacks, split-squad, pre-season, Cactus League,
doesn't-mean-shit, nobody cares, exhibition baseball game!
If I'da had a rifle, I would have climbed to the top of a tower
at the University of Texas and shot out my radio.
Have you ever heard of the Phoenix Suns subjecting people to
a broadcast of a pre-season basketball game? No, and that's yet
another reason why baseball is, and shall forever remain, an abomination.
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