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Race The Sun. Wave upon wave of clichés pummel the
audience in this movie about Hawaiian high schoolers who go to
Australia to race a solar car. Halle Berry plays the perky science
teacher. Jim Belushi plays the worn-out shop teacher. Boy, do
they ever teach those spunky kids a lot about life and perseverance!
For masochists only.
READY TO WEAR. Robert Altman revises the cross-stitched plotting technique he used in Short Cuts for this satire
on the international fashion industry. Authentic Parisian settings,
interviews with real designers and the commemorative inclusion
of Italian actors Marcello Mastroianni, Anouk Aimee and Sophia
Loren can't save the movie from its aimless one-joke premise.
If ever there was a case of one naked Emperor pointing out the
nakedness of another, this is it. Julia Roberts fans will want
to note, however, that Altman extracts what is easily Roberts'
finest performance in a sub-plot that pits her against Tim Robbins
for a spark-filled weekend romance in a hotel room.
RED. Polish filmmaker Krzysztof Kielowski received a Best
Director nomination for this crimson-hued meditation about how
much our lives are determined by chance encounters and coincidence.
It's easy to see what he was nominated for--his imagery, which
includes everything from a visual explanation of the routes taken
in a long-distance phone connection to a woman's face appearing
to melt as a large cloth billboard is dismantled, is sumptuous
and inspired. But the story, in which a lonely young woman (Irene
Jacob) talks out the film's themes with a jaded ex-judge and full-time
cordless-phone voyeur (Jean-Louis Trintgnant), lacks forward momentum.
The movie has resonance, but it's the resonance of a first-rate
visual experiment, not a full-bodied drama.
Restoration. Men in wigs and ladies in low-cut bodices
frolic and fret to no end in this Robert Downey Jr. vehicle. Downey
plays a young physician who fortuitously ends up in the service
of the King. The fun-loving physician takes to the frivolities
of the court like a fish to water, but it all ends when the King
decides to marry him off to His Majesty's mistress in order to
fool another, jealous mistress. Then the physician does the one
thing forbidden by the King and falls in love with his own wife.
What a perfect, romance novel of a plot! Yet the romance never
really pans out. Instead, the physician leaves the court and goes
out into the world to become a man. There's a classic Oedipal
drama buried in here, for those of you keeping up on your Freud.
(The King is the father figure, his mistress is the forbidden
mother, and Robert Downey Jr., with his big, liquid eyes, is the
son.) This film is well-made but there's nothing especially enticing
here unless you love lavish costumes. I did think Sam Neill gave
a good performance as King Charles II, proving there's no accounting
for taste, even one's own.
THE RIVER WILD. If Disney re-made Deliverance, this
is what they might have come up with: a likable but rarely exciting
thriller about a family taken hostage by fugitives during a river-rafting
expedition. Meryl Streep makes her action-movie debut playing
a tough mama and with the exception of a few embarrassing over-the-top
moments, she's a fine choice. So are David Strathairn, as Streep's
aloof workaholic husband, and Kevin Bacon, as a gun-weilding bad
guy with a shit-eating grin. Too bad such high-grade actors are
wasted on a typical fight-the-villains-to-save-the-family-unit
story. It's a good-looking River, but rather shallow.
ROB ROY. Pass the Scot tissue--here's yet another highland
film bent on glorifying men with heavy accents, long hair and
big morals. Liam Neeson plays the honorable title character with
his usual hard-to-resist charm; and Tim Roth, as the jaded, fearsome
and strangely effeminate villain, is the perfect antithesis to
the hero. But the movie lingers over its themes with dull reverence,
never mustering up enough cinematic oomph to add meat to its message.
Something is amiss when a movie about primal purity adopts the
pacing of a tea party.
The Rock. If you're looking for an entertaining action
movie to fritter away a summer afternoon, this should be your
first stop. Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage star as mismatched partners
battling pure evil in the form of a chemical weapon that resembles
a giant tube of fluorescent-green bath beads. The weapons are
controlled by a whacked-out Vietnam vet (Ed Harris) on The Rock,
a.k.a. Alcatraz, and the guys have to break in to the impenetrable
fortress in order to save San Francisco, and possibly Oakland.
Okay, so the situation is contrived, but the little twists of
fate in this movie combined with genuinely funny dialogue make
it a stellar piece of vapid entertainment. Extra bonus: Both Cage
and Connery look surprisingly hunky in wet clothing.
ROOMMATES. As a grandpa and grandson who spend much of
their lives sharing living quarters, Peter Falk and D.W. Sweeney
make a fairly sweet pair. Sweeney has always been a likable average
guy, and Falk is an entirely effective cranky curmudgeon. But
the script doesn't know quite what to do with them; instead of
outlining their relationship in brief strokes, it makes the mistake
of carrying us through their entire lives, from marriages to births
to funerals and on and on. Peter Yates, best known for Breaking
Away, directs like a baker who doesn't realize he's left the
bread in too long.
Rumble In The Bronx. Hong Kong film fans rejoice! It's
a Jackie Chan film shot in New York! And it's in English, sort
of! Jackie Chan, the Buster Keaton of Hong Kong, is one of the
most engaging action stars of all time. He's credited with inventing
the kung fu comedy and is famous for choreographing and performing
all his amazing stunts himself. Rumble In The Bronx has
the impish underdog protecting his uncle's grocery store in the
bad South Bronx from a coed band of marauding motorcycle thugs.
Thrill to one breath-taking stunt after another of Roadrunner-and-Coyote-style
action come to life! Marvel at the campy coolness of the production
values! The English voices of the Cantonese-speaking actors are
overdubbed and the whole thing is charmingly out-of-synch. Plus,
the plot seems to have been dreamed up by someone whose primary
contact with American culture is '70s action movies. What could
be more delightful?
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