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PANTHER. Nobody can say that Mario Van Peebles lacks energy.
His docudrama about the rise and fall of the Black Panther Party
is aswirl with camera movement, Oliver Stone-esque editing, blustering
rhetoric and non-stop gunplay. What Mario Van Peebles does lack
is restraint, and that's a big problem. Not only does it become
increasingly exhausting to try to keep up with who's who among
the complicated network of key Panthers, but the facts are stretched
to such extremes you leave the theater wondering if anything
presented was true. The film ends by explaining that the FBI introduced
cheap drugs into black neighborhoods in order to discourage black
activism, and that's the reason drugs have so corroded our society.
THE PEREZ FAMILY. This rich, colorful film from director
Mira Nair (Mississippi Masala) follows the attempt of a
Cuban refugee (Alfred Molina) to reunite with his American wife
(Anjelica Huston) after 20 years. Marisa Tomei heats up the screen
as a saucy prostitute who accompanies him, and Chazz Palminteri
provides low-key charm as a policeman with an eye for Huston.
Though laced with themes about multiculturalism and the American
Dream, the movie is primarily a tale of old love versus new. Nair's
attention to detail and deft creative touches manage to give the
picture both emotional weight and a buoyant, fanciful spirit.
The Phantom. A flick that truly earns the adjective unwatchable,
The Phantom is simply the corniest, most predictable, flat
piece of filmmaking imaginable. Okay, yes, so a guy runs around
the jungle in a purple spandex suit, but don't let that fool you:
There's nothing exciting here. Every single line of dialogue has
been recycled from other movies (example: "She's a feisty
one, isn't she!") and all the sets look like they've been
borrowed from the back lot of Xena: Warrior Princess. There's
some plot here somewhere, something about forbidden skulls or
something; but believe us, it's nothing you haven't seen before.
Don't waste an irretrievable portion of life on this travesty.
Phenomenon. It's hard to spell and even harder to watch:
Phenomenon, a corny, cloying, life-is-a-gift type of flick
that tries its darnedest to recreate the optimism of Frank Capra
movies like Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and It's a
Wonderful Life. The marvel of Capra's movies though, is that
they're actually incredibly bleak stories with a burst of light
at the end, while Phenomenon keeps to a steady level of
saccharine drivel throughout. John Travolta stars as a dimwitted
mechanic who sees a light in the sky and then becomes breathtakingly
intelligent, except that he can't figure out how to do practical
things, like consult with the faculty at Stanford when the guys
at Berkeley refuse to see him. Sentimental music and hazy, gold-filtered
shots sabotage any chance at dignity this project may have ever
had. This is one of those movies that might have been kind of
good if it wasn't so idiotic.
POCAHONTAS. In their depiction of the Native American woman
who helped forge peace between indians and colonists, Disney delivers
everything you'd expect: a tasteful message of anti-bigotry and
environmental harmony, cute animals, competent songwriting and
a heroine who looks like an animated supermodel. A few of the
key sequences are charming, but most of the film is so calculated
as to lack any viewing joy whatsoever.
Powder. Writer/director Victor Salva may be a social pariah,
but his latest filmic effort certainly proves that talent isn't
selective. Mind you, Powder is no groundbreaking cinematic
effort; but it is entertaining sci-fi, with the optimistic twist
that the highly evolved and intelligent "alien" life
form is actually from our own planet. Meanwhile, we less-evolved
beings find it impossible not to wonder about the connection between
the writer and his creation, considering he had plenty of time
to formulate his next screenplay while serving a sentence for
child molestation. Promotional copy reads: "Alienated from
society, he tries to fit in but only finds intolerance. Despite
the cruelty inflicted upon him, Powder's extraordinary compassion
helps him to persist, and people begin to understand that their
harsh judgment is more a reflection of their own ignorance and
fear." You may not want to spend any length of time in Salva's
head, but spending a couple of hours with Powder may be
slightly more uplifting. While none of the characters seem particularly
challenging, Sean Patrick Flanery, Mary Steenburgen and Jeff Goldblum
deliver engaging performances. In fact, Powder is so successful
at fitting a compelling subject into a tepid screenplay it will
undoubtedly earn the dubious achievement of an academy award nomination.
Primal Fear. Richard Gere is a lawyer in this courtroom
drama about an arrogant attorney who questions his own methods
after he begins representing a sweet, stuttering altar boy accused
of murdering a bishop who has sexually molested him. Gere is just
dandy in the role, alternately repugnant and charismatic, and
best of all, the years have not robbed him of his hunkiness. The
plot twists with predictable regularity but manages not to grievously
insult the intelligence of the audience. All the material here
has been covered by TV cops and lawyers shows, probably a little
better, but at least no one in the theater is going to stop everything
to try to sell you Pepsid AC.
The Prophecy. Working from a kooky Biblical fantasy reminiscent
of The Omen or The Rapture, the story imagines the
angel Gabriel as an avaricious sort who wants to wage war in heaven
and take over that big throne in the sky. Gabriel is, of course,
played by Christopher Walken, who chews up the scenery like a
dog in a beef jerky factory. Down on earth, Gabriel has some business
to attend to, but not if detective Elias Koteas, schoolteacher
Virginia Madsen and Eric Stoltz (as the angel Simon) can help
it. The movie hints at a buildup that never comes, and fails to
entertain in all the big, important ways. However, author-director
Gergory Widen does very well with all the wry, evil bits; perhaps
somebody should hire him to do script polishes on the next Stallone,
Van Damme and Steven Seagal features.
PULP FICTION. Quentin Tarantino's
second outing as director/screenwriter shifts from the tight plotting
and characterization of Reservoir Dogs to a sprawling,
meandering format that (barely) weaves three urban crime stories
together. Tarantino, a talented writer, goes on several banal
dialogue binges and then adds his customary unsettling explosions
of violence. On a few occasions, the mixture is gritty fun; on
more than a few others, it becomes tedious. With interesting performances
by John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Rosanna Arquette, Eric Stoltz,
Samuel L. Jackson and Maria de Medeiros.
A PURE FORMALITY. Two butt-nosed actors for the price of
one! Gerard Depardieu plays a murder suspect with a severe memory
problem and Roman Polanski plays the inspector who chips away
at Depardieu's story over the course of a night. Directed by Giuseppe
Tornatore (Cinema Paradiso), this dark, sumptuously detailed
film evolves from noirish cat-and-mouse game to metaphysical character
study with more than enough skill to keep the film's dreamlike
elusiveness endurable. Watching Depardieu and Polanski click is
a treat; their performances hold the film together long after
the mystery's grip has loosened.
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