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NADJA.
Chain-smoking vampires and disaffected grunge kids
get together at last in this stylistically daring but conceptually
weak flick. Director Michael Almereyda mixes black and white film
with grainy pixelvision footage (shot with a toy camera) in an
exuberant, low-budget vision of what it means to be undead. Fans
of cheap filmmaking will love spotting the occasional microphone
taking a dip into the frame and noting the complete lack of a
special effects budget. Nadja tries to make fun of the
whole vampire genre and occasionally succeeds. Unfortunately,
it also falls prey to the same predictability and pretentiousness
it seeks to mock. Elina Lowensohn is lovely as the sultry bloodlapper
Nadja, but her lines are so over-the-top insipid that by the end,
you'll want to drive a stake through her heart.
NELL. Jodie Foster transforms into Foster Gump for this ridiculous tale of a backwoods "wild child" who
must face the inevitability of dealing with civilization. The
movie is a showcase of Everything You Ever Wanted to See Foster
Do But Couldn't Imagine She'd Ever Lower Herself To Do: run giggling
through the forest, screech in spasmodic fear, cuddle up and coo
next to Liam Neeson, dance jubilantly in circles with her shirt
pulled up, and look in the mirror while voguing and talking like
E.T. Luckily, when Foster isn't stretching credulity, she and
costar Neeson actually manage to draw a few moving moments out
of the self-important script.
Nick Of Time. Yes, it's 90 minutes of screen action shoe-horned
into one 90-minute movie. The only other film I know of set in
real time is the first half of Ingmar Bergman's 1962 Winter
Light. Winter Light is the existential tale of a priest
confronting his lack of faith. Nick Of Time is the thrill-packed
story of a man forced to attempt a political assassination to
ransom his kidnapped daughter. Winter Light observes subtle
nuances between frustrated characters. Nick Of Time has
Johnny Depp in it. Both movies have a lot of clocks. Which is
the better film? You decide.
Nixon. Oliver Stone is obviously obsessed with the Vietnam
era, and like most obsessed artists, his work is both fascinating
and disgustingly self-absorbed--much like Richard Nixon himself.
This dense, information-packed epic will be most rewarding
to those already familiar with the facts; otherwise, the barrage
of exposition can snow you under. It doesn't matter much if you
miss some plot points though, since Nixon is more of a
character study than a narrative. Luckily, Anthony Hopkins is
just perfect--alternately charismatic and repulsive as our self-pitying,
sweaty, 37th President. There are tons of nice little touches,
like the glances the cabinet members give each other behind the
President's back as he rants, the crisp period sets, and references
to that great film about the corrosive effects of power, Citizen
Kane. Also, there are tons of stupid touches, like gratuitous
MTV-style effects and the sentimental revelation that even the
Prince of Darkness was once a poor little boy. What's next Mr.
Stone? A film called Ford?
NOBODY'S FOOL. Paul Newman plays a limping loser who comes to appreciate that his life as a misfit
in a snow-caked northern town has not been in vain. Though the
picture appears at first to be little more than a star vehicle
for Newman's aging persona, the assortment of distinct, well-written
supporting characters gives the story a low-key grace. Jessica
Tandy shows us exactly why she will be missed, Bruce Willis and
Melanie Griffith turn out uncharacteristically good performances,
and the other players--who include an alcoholic lawyer with a
detachable leg--ensure that the small town remains an interesting
place to visit with or without Newman's charisma.
The Net. Once again, Sandra Bullock gives a top-notch performance as the accidental victim in a fast action thriller. This time she's on her own, as the introverted, computer program analyst who stumbles into the twisted world of cyberterrorism. Sci-fi fans and computer phobics alike will appreciate the implications of an Orwellian future in which our entire identities are stored on the Internet, where the war of the Information Age is waiting to break out. If you can willingly suspend your disbelief, this one will keep you frozen over your popcorn throughout. Now and Then. This coming-of-age comedy about a tight-knit circle of friends in small-town America is hardly a female-version of Stand By Me, but it does succeed on its own cinema-lite level, thanks to fresh performances by young guns Gaby Hoffman, Thora Birch (My Girl), Ashleigh Aston Moore and Christina Ricci (Casper). Now and Then follows the nostalgic flashback formula, with a chain-smoking Demi Moore narrating as she hurtles down the highway toward a dreaded reunion in the master-planned suburban setting of her childhood. Thankfully, most of the film winds through the delightful and melodramatic summer of '69, sparing us the agony of watching too many scenes with Demi Moore and Melanie Griffith side by side. While at times Now and Then promisingly touches upon the social upheaval that lurks behind all those perfect suburban lawns and single-family homes, these themes are never developed. Rest assured, this sentimental journey comes with the requisite happy ending, tying up all loose ends with a big, pink bow.
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