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Happy Gilmore. Adam Sandler is a bloodthirsty hockey player
turned pro golfer in this largely unfunny comedy about the pro-golf
circuit. Yes, Bob Barker does call Sandler "bitch,"
but the charm of watching Mr. Smooth and Nice talk like a bad
boy is the absolute highlight of this grim picture. Sandler's
antics oscillate between the sickly sentimental and the relentlessly
sadistic, with the emphasis falling on the sadistic. Gilmore turns
to golfing because his sweet grandmother's house is being repossessed
by the IRS and besides, he has a knack for it. On the green, he
pouts, throws tantrums and generally wrecks havoc when things
aren't going his way, like a truly psychotic John MacInroe. Save
yourself the ticket fare--all the funny parts are in the preview.
Heat. Somewhere inside this three-hour, overblown cops-and-robbers
epic there's a good movie hiding, but Michael Mann, the guy who
brought us Miami Vice, just couldn't keep it simple. The
action portions of the movie are tense, exciting and often beautifully
shot in desolate industrial landscapes as Robert DeNiro, playing
a thief, tries to outwit Al Pacino as the cop. The personal-relationships
parts of the movie, on the other hand, are boring and trite. The
characters slink around shiny LA hotspots talking like they've
been reading a lot of airport fiction and chasing it down with
self-help books. Pacino is annoyingly over-the-top as Lieutenant
Hanna, though the lousy script doesn't really make naturalistic
acting a possibility here. DeNiro is better as the thief McCauley,
engineering nifty Mission Impossible-style heists and turning
in a performance eerily reminiscent of the one he gave earlier
this year in Casino.
HEAVENLY CREATURES. Peter Jackson, the writer-director responsible for the sweetest zombie movie ever made, Dead Alive,
chose as his next film this campy docudrama. Set in 1954 New Zealand,
the picture follows the fantasy-world descent of two adolescent
girls who so lost touch with reality that they irrationally decided
to kill one girl's mother. Jackson directs with playful gusto,
but no coherent point of view to match; he seems perfectly happy
to marvel at this pair of youthful psychotics and leave it at
that. All in all, the movie could use a little more Jane Campion
and a little less Terry Gilliam.
Heaven's Prisoners. This long, sweaty look at cops and
robbers in bayou country never really coalesces into much of a
movie. There are lots of stylish shots and the atmosphere is so
thick you could eat it with a fork, but beneath this is virtually
nothing! Alec Baldwin plays a tough homicide detective who's
trying to retire, but bad guys keep literally falling out of the
sky and landing on top of him, and he just can't resist chasing
them. Not only is he addicted to fighting crime, he's also battling,
unsuccessfully, to stay on the wagon. A bevy of babes, both good
and evil (including Teri Hatcher as a clothing-impaired villain),
come to soothe and tempt him. The characters run around for two-and-a-half
hours, then it's over.
HEAVY.
A thoughtful, achingly sad film about an overweight
pizza cook who falls in love with a teenage girl, played by supermodel
Liv Tyler. Sparse dialogue, dull, cluttered sets and a pathologically
shy hero help this movie live up to its name. Livening up the
melancholy mood are great performances by Shelley Winters, Debbie
Harry and Pruitt Taylor Vince, who is amazing as the pizza cook
Victor.
HIGHER LEARNING. John Singleton's
third feature is a well-intentioned look at a diverse handful
of young people during their formative political years at a large
university. Singleton's choice of subjects--a black athlete overcoming
his resentment of the system, a rape victim considering lesbianism,
and an insecure white boy's descent into racism--hardly adds up
to a full-bodied representation of campus experience; but he gets
the little details right, and the power of his wholeheartedness
often wins out. The unfortunate exception is the movie's climax,
a needlessly violent burst of trauma that looks and feels recycled
from Boyz N the Hood.
Home For The Holidays. Jodie Foster proves herself once
again with this delightful glimpse into the "every-home"
holiday experience. All dysfunctions being equal, Home for
the Holidays paints a single-family portrait with an eye for
the universal: sibling rivalry, clownish overcompensation, overbearing
mothers and unwelcome confessions wrought by advancing age. These
are heavy labels for the light-hearted chapters of Home for
the Holidays, cracked open story-fashion in a series of vignettes
with warm and (literally) hysterical performances by Holly Hunter,
Robert Downey Jr., Charles Durning, Anne Bancroft and Cynthia
Stevenson (a sort of alter-ego of her character Hope on the TV
series Hope and Glory). Dermot Mulroney also stars, but
is clearly "not part of the family": While the rest
of the cast manages a truly familial chemistry, Mulroney as the
friend-who-came-to-dinner remains a wooden outsider. All in all,
Home For The Holidays offers a great way to nurse that
post-prandial Thanksgiving hangover.
HOOP DREAMS. This thorough documentary spends five years following the lives of Arthur Agee and William
Gates, two ghetto-raised basketball hopefuls who struggle to get
through the grueling processes of high-school competition and
college recruitment. Their dream, to make it to the NBA, is constantly
at odds with knee injuries, low grades, financial problems and
family disharmony. The filmmakers' dogged commitment to observing
these complications makes the picture a fascinating document of
the ways real lives can be consumed by sports, with results both
positive and negative.
HORSEMAN ON THE ROOF (LE HUSSARD SUR LE TOIT). A
beautiful-looking movie about two beautiful people clinging to
each other in times of plague. Juliette Binoche is an elegant,
married noblewoman; Olivier Martinez is a handsome Italian revolutionary.
Together they canter across the lovely French countryside, trying
to escape the ravages of Asiatic Cholera, which causes its victims
to vomit on themselves, tremble violently, then expire. Not only
must they escape the plague, they must escape the angry, fear-driven
mobs of peasants who blame any stranger for the spread of pestilence.
This seems to be another one of those movies where only beautiful
people are truly wise, noble and good and everyone else is an
ugly, ignorant lout. Nothing works very well in this movie, but
nothing really fails either; despite all the death, it's light,
pretty and insipid.
HOUSEGUEST. Comedian Sinbad stars
as an urban misfit who pretends to be the long-lost pal of an
affluent white family in order to escape a bloodthirsty loan shark.
He moves in with the family, headed by a gullible dad (Phil Hartman),
and the film's one joke is that Sinbad doesn't have a clue about
the man he's impersonating. Sinbad's jokes aren't funny, Randall
Miller's hyperkinetic direction leaves you dizzy, and repeated
references to the virtues of McDonald's make the picture come
across as a long, excruciating commercial.
How to Make an American Quilt. Winona Ryder gets seven
lessons in love when she spends a summer listening to the romantic
histories of all the women in her grandmother's quilting bee.
We're talking flashback-o-rama, with the majority of the stories
taking bittersweet turns in which the women's husbands either
leave them, cheat on them or die. This uninspiring "quilt"
of mini-narratives is somehow supposed to help Ryder choose between
a hunky Don Juan type (Jonathon Schaech) and a regular-guy carpenter
(Dermot Mulroney). Though the appearance of so many fine actresses
has its benefits, the movie's lessons about life are mere bromides,
and they're made all the sappier by Ryder's talentless presence
and weak narration. (Why does Ryder always choose scripts that
require her to narrate?) American Quilt features Maya Angelou,
Anne Bancroft, Ellen Burstyn, Samantha Mathis and Alfre Woodard.
THE HUNTED. Christopher Lambert, who has made a career out of playing a nerd with a sword, stars
as a microchip dealer in Japan who unwittingly becomes involved
in a personal feud between two modern-day samurais. The movie's
potential appeal as a campy thriller is sliced away by Lambert's
bland personality, and the director's, too. Joan Chen briefly
stirs interest as a mysterious woman in a red dress; unfortunately
she gets her head cut off.
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