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Get Shorty. After a long, banal summer, Get Shorty
hits like a bracing blast of cool fall air, reminding us why we
love movies so much. Get Shorty (from Elmore Leonard's
1991 best-seller) follows the trail of Chili Palmer (John Travolta
in a great performance), a collector for a Miami loan shark who
heads for L.A. in search of a skip and lands smack dab in the
middle of the movie biz. He falls in with movie producer/ schlockmeister
Harry Zimm (Gene Hackman) and Zimm's big star Karen Flores (Rene
Russo), who is also the ex-love interest of Hollywood's biggest
star, Martin Weir (Danny DeVito). Chili hits Zimm up with an idea
for a movie. Zimm likes the idea, but first wants to buy a hot
script so he can offer it up to Weir. Zimm is also dodging drug
dealers, who have given him money as a ticket into the film business
and who are, in turn, ducking their angry Colombian suppliers.
Chili dances through this jungle, impressing the phonies and winning
the girl as he goes. And when the impatient loan shark hits town
to find out what's taking Chili so long, it all comes to a wild
(and wildly satisfying) conclusion.
Girl 6. This film about an enthusiastic phone sex babe
has all of Spike Lee's typically brilliant style along with all
of his typically elliptical content. Theresa Randle, as Girl 6
herself, swoons in and out of fantasy so that it becomes hard
to tell what's real and what's inside her head. This might be
nifty if it weren't for the fact that Lee embeds it all in a male-oriented,
typically Hollywood world: All the phone sex girls are drop-dead
gorgeous and they all wear skimpy outfits. Is this Girl 6's fantasy
or Spike Lee's? Music from Prince livens up Girl 6 but
overall, the concept of this film seems so confused that it's
hard to tease any meaning out of it at all.
Goldeneye. Sorry to disappoint, but this is the most lackluster
Bond movie in years. We can forgive 007 his sexism, his archaic
cloak-and-dagger ways, and those ridiculous one-liners; but we
simply can not forgive him for being boring. The opening scene
does boast the highest freefall in history, which was probably
a real adrenaline rush for the stunt-double. But from there, Goldeneye
continues on a downward spiral, in spite of the spirited vileness
of Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp, the Russian archbabe with the
lethal-weapon thighs. Pierce Brosnan is not to blame: It's the
script that's tired, not the acting. And there aren't nearly enough
gadgets. With all the obscene sums of money they're willing to
spend, we think the next one should be an IMAX production. Now
that would be something worth $7.50.
GREAT WHITE HYPE. A movie that borrows half it's stylistic
impulse from Blaxploitation flicks, half from spaghetti westerns--it
will leave you nostalgic for both and unsatisfied with the combo.
Samuel Jackson plays an unscrupulous boxing promoter who pits
a white underdog against the black heavyweight champ in order
to stir up a racist frenzy of promotion. That's the whole plot--the
rest is padding, and there's plenty of it. It's mildly funny,
slightly thoughtful, sort of interesting, and wholly mediocre.
Jackson does get to wear some super-cool costumes though.
Grumpier Old Men. Walter Matthau is the boy and Sophia
Loren is the girl in this boy-meets-girl, boy-loses-girl comedy
that will disabuse you of the notion that age lends finesse and
wisdom to love. Jack Lemmon and Ann- Margret play Matthau's next
door neighbors who weather a few romantic storms of their own.
Between misunderstandings, the men go fishing and bungle the wedding
plans of their respective progeny. Yes, they're grumpy; yes, they're
old; yes, it's as corny as Kansas in August. There are a few funny
moments, and Burgess Meredith is delightful as the Dirty Old Man,
but the greatest part of the whole movie are the out-takes that
run beneath the closing credits. If only the script were as funny
as Matthau is when he's forgetting his lines.
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