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EMMA. What would Jane Austen think of the movie adaptations
of her novels? How would she conduct herself at a Hollywood opening?
Surely she would be appalled at the sudden excess of Jane Austen
movies, as she was appalled at the excess of almost anything else.
But the glut of 19th-century literary adaptations continues with
a new version of Emma, Austen's most lighthearted novel.
Gwyneth Paltrow stars as a young woman with the unfortunate habit
of meddling in other people's affairs. The plot is the same as
in Clueless, except the women in Emma wear nightgowns
and the guys ride horses. Emma is not as good as Sense
and Sensibility, but if you like to see meek girls find husbands,
it's a perfectly solid movie, and Paltrow has such a beautiful
smile that it's a delight to watch her even when she's not quite
in stride.
THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A HILL BUT CAME DOWN A MOUNTAIN. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill. Though blessed
with the acting charms of Hugh Grant, Colm Meaney and Tara Fitzgerald,
this tale of Welsh villagers who contrive to add 20 feet to a
nearby hill so that mappers will label it a mountain is simply
too thin to warrant feature film status. It's an inoffensive,
cute little story that has very little in the way of surprises,
laughs or insight.
Escape From L.A. John Carpenter comes back for another
round in this fun, campy reprise of his 15-year-old Escape
From New York. It is again the not-so-distant future, and
the entire city of Los Angeles has been turned into a prison camp
for criminals, degenerates and smokers. Only one man, with one
eye, Snake Plisskin (Kurt Russell) can retrieve the doomsday device
from deep within the city. Schlockier and more self-conscious
than the first Escape movie, Escape From L.A. lacks
the bleakness of Carpenter's earlier version but makes up for
it with silly special effects and a priceless surfing moment.
This movie makes L.A. look like more fun than you ever imagined.
Executive Decision. This deeply predictable action thriller
shows evil, dark skinned men killing senselessly and practicing
their religion while noble white guys bond with each other and
try to stop them. The racist, stereotypical treatment of the Middle
Eastern villains is so cheap and unnecessary it's enough to make
you convert to Islam. Meanwhile, in the white guys' camp, Kurt
Russell plays the reluctant leader of an anti-terrorist squad
sent on a daredevil mission to stop extremist hijackers. Most
of the action takes place in the aisles and bowels of a 747. Some
Mission Impossible-style gadget sequences spice up the
otherwise monotonous plot, but if you've ever seen a movie before
you can pretty much figure out exactly what's going to happen
after thirty minutes. There is one and only one surprise--Steven
Segal gets killed!
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