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A Time to Kill. An overblown but
entertaining courtroom
drama, based on a John Grisham novel, about racial strife in the
deep South. Samuel L. Jackson plays a humble working man driven
to take the law into his own hands when a pair of good ol' boys
rape his young daughter; Matthew McConaughey plays the white-bread
attorney who decides to defend him. (Chris Cooper is also in this
movie, in a strange reprise of his role in Lone Star.)
Somewhere in there is Sandra Bullock, playing an eager young law
student who both helps and distracts the white guy from his lawyerin'.
Yes, morality is laid out on a nice flat grid, but the fact that
there even is a moral battle here gives this movie a heavy,
heavy dose of tension and drama, despite the fact that its view
of the South and the people in it are so stereotyped they're practically
cartoons. If only director Joel Schumacher (of Batman Forever
fame) would leave out the swelling music, this movie might have
some real power.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Alllrighty then! We all
know a little bit of Jim Carrey goes a long way, so let's cut
to the chase. If you think you'll hate Ace Ventura, you
will. No need to test the theory. The unfathomable lot of you
who don't know what to expect from this movie can count on reporting
for jury duty real soon. For the rest of you, this is vintage
Ace with all the trademark gags: Speaker of the Arse, Master of
Mugs, the relentlessly goofy gumshoe that cracks so many jokes
it's statistically impossible not to laugh at least once. Thankfully,
this incarnation goes straight for the younger audience: They've
nixed the "mature" subject matter and succumbed to unadulterated
juvenile humor, one truly harrowing racoon rescue possibly excepted.
Carrey is in his element in this unholy hybrid of Wild Kingdom,
The Nutty Professor and Wayne's World. Let's not
get too critical--it's not as if Carrey's the only Hollywood celebrity
known for speaking out of his butt. At least when Carrey does
it, it's intentional.
The Addiction. Yet another vampire flick, this one from
Abel Ferrara, the man accountable for such whitesploitation classics
as King of New York and Bad Lieutenant. The Addiction
is a shockingly plotless outing through the halls of NYU, where
graduate student vampires prey on one another and their faculty.
Lili Taylor stars as a tortured Husserlian agonizing over both
the locus of evil and which friend to suck on next. (Apparently,
six units of philosophy are a prerequisite for initiation into
the ranks of the undead.) Black and white photography, faces smeared
with chocolate sauce, and a marvelously campy performance by Christopher
Walken can't save this from becoming a completely pointless exercise
in being and nothingness. Warning: this movie may be enjoyed by
vampire-geeks and/or philosophy majors.
The American President. Here's a film that aims to prove
the adage that behind every successful man is a woman, with an
emphasis on the behind. This jauntily sexist vision of America
serves up images of men with political power and women with sexual
power as the President of the United States (Michael Douglas)
braves the perils of dating. Annette Benning plays the smart,
high-paid lobbyist who's reduced to blushes and stammers when
the guy walks in the room. Benning is ebullient in the role, which
makes it even more inexcusable that her character should have
no life and no past. She's a beautiful, mature woman without
friends, lovers or children--she's simply available. You can see
the filmmakers struggling to paint an optimistic, politically
liberal picture of what America can be, but they get all tripped
up on gender and paint instead a politically conservative world
where men make decisions and women wait in the wings, clutching
bouquets of flowers. If you can crowd the sexism out of your consciousness,
The American President has some funny moments, though much
of the humor is of the I'm-the-Commander-in-Chief-and-you're-not
variety. Not for the impressionable.
Angels And Insects. A semi-creepy tale of lust and romance
between perpetually uptight Victorians. A poor naturalist is taken
in by a wealthy benefactor and eventually marries his beautiful
but distant daughter. At first all seems well, but a sense of
corruption and decay is stalking the not-so-happy clan. Apparently
Tolstoy was wrong about the variety among unhappy families--they
all seem to be alike these days. (See Mary Reilly for bad-family-of-origin
cross references.) There are fascinating shots of bugs throughout,
serving a variety of metaphorical purposes, but mostly they just
look cool. Based on the novella by A.S. Byatt, this is an intelligent,
literate film that unfortunately relies on an "unexpected"
and completely predictable "secret" for its energy.
Antonia's Line. This flick received this year's Academy
Award for best foreign picture, and it has all the banal mediocrity
and pre-fab pathos we've come to expect from the Academy. Antonia
is an old, dying farm woman, and the plot is a Cliff Notes version
of the highlights of her life, given to us swiftly but succinctly,
presumably so we may experience sorrow when she dies. The film
produces so many rapidly growing babies that it's hard to feel
connected to any of the characters, and the plodding narration
keeps us further at a distance. This is the kind of ground best
covered in novels, and the filmmaker struggles without much success
to make her very long story visually dynamic. The occasional jolt
of magic realism just makes the whole project more derivative
and embarrassing.
Assassins. Finally, finally, a Sylvester Stallone
movie in which the actor utters not a single idiotic line. Sure,
there are dumb moments aplenty in this tale of an assassin (Stallone)
who decides to go straight when his "mark" (Julianne
Moore) turns out to have more integrity than his unseen boss and
the other assassin (Antonio Banderas) who's competing for the
kill. Ably directed by Richard Donner (Lethal Weapon),
the movie reinvigorates Stallone's claim to stardom by restraining
his worst impulses, and allows Banderas to balance things out
by going wild.
Amateur. Hal Hartley's arid, deadpan style has its limitations.
While the director's affectless approach heightened the psychological
drama (and comic tension) of previous films like Trust,
this tale of three porno-industry lost souls trying to find escape,
identity and redemption is too structured to arouse either laughs
or sympathy. Moving out of the complacent suburbia of his previous
films into the grungy alleyways of downtown New York, Hartley
needs a jolt of energy to match, but he never finds it--not even
during a whimsical electroshock torture sequence.
Apollo 13. Ron Howard is a child of TV, so it's to be expected
that his latest film, like all the others, always tells you how
to react. That worked fine in Splash, Parenthood
and The Paper, enjoyable films with regular outbursts of
comedy. But Howard is at his worst when he takes things too seriously,
and he treats the near-fatal Apollo 13 mission with unquestioning
reverence: a historical symbol of American heroism. Rarely does
he touch upon the terror of dying in space or the weird spectacle
the mission became after the public learned of the impending doom.
It's a detailed, technically superb movie with a monotonous point
of view: that the astronauts suffered nobly. Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton
and Kevin Bacon star.
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