STAFF PICK: This place is a distillation of all that is
malignant about Disneyland, and all that is capitalistically insincere
about the strip malls of Sedona. Add a good Old West theme and
a steakhouse whose staff are instructed to clip your tie off and
tack it to the wall, and you've got a place where pharmaceutically
enhanced anthropologists are bound to have visionary nightmares.
Or, maybe it's just a nice place to take the kids and out-of-towners.
You decide.