Best Failure To Fool The Public
STAFF PICK: This one was a close call between everything that comes out of Ed Moore's mouth, and cut-and-run Arizona Cardinals' owner Bill Bidwell's naked attempt to shake down Tucsonans into shelling out the equal of the GNP of some Third World countries to prop up his failing franchise. Can't we all just get along? Make no mistake, they are still, in every sense, the Phoenix Cardinals, and as such, epitomize nearly every unsavory attribute of our northern neighbor. They've got that fascist bulldog of a nitwit Republican coach, Bubba...er...Buddy...what is his name??? and ticket and parking prices right out of the Gouger's Monthly. They play games at Arizona State University's stadium in the summer, fer chrissakes. Really, this team sucks. Obviously, nobody clued in Bidwell and Co. that the only good reason for leaving Baja Arizona for Phoenix is to get to Flagstaff.
