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A Nut-Case Classic Makes A Comeback.
By Christopher Weird
The Truth About Mars: An Eyewitness Account, by Ernest.
L Norman (Unarius Publications). Paper, $17.
NOT MERELY THE truth about Mars, but an eyewitness account?
Imagine that! Apparently, that's what the author did.
First published in 1955, this alien travelogue by Ernest L. Norman--founder
of Southern California's Unarius Academy of Science--explores
the red planet's underground cities, revealing an advanced society
of peace-loving, cancer-curing, monorail-cruising socialistic
vegetarians with a flair for high fashion: "He is dressed
in a very brilliant red suit. The coat is long, almost to the
knees, with loose fitting pantaloons. On his head is a red hat
with a square-shaped brim, which is turned up on four sides."
Swap a pair of tight jeans for the baggy pantaloons, and one
might swear Norman met Dwight Yoakam. And consider this bonus
revelation, which probably says more about the 1950s than it does
about Mars: The Chinese are, in fact, descendants of Martian pilgrims.
Uh....
Nevertheless, The Truth About Mars is a fascinating book
from an allegorical, and even metaphysical, perspective. Norman's
interplanetary sojourns are achieved through a sort of astral
projection--the poor man's "Beam me up, Scotty!" previously
popularized by Jack London in The Star Rover. He ultimately
engages the cultural, political and scientific infrastructures
of Martian society and discovers much we Earthlings would do well
to learn. Norman's awe and appreciation are genuine, and he seems
quite satisfied with his travels. There's no arguing with that.
In fact, we should all be so lucky.
Where the new edition implodes is in its appendices, which insist
on portraying NASA's recent Martian discoveries as oblique confirmations
of Norman's adventures. After all, if evidence of water and alleged
microscopic fossils are the highest biological evidence modern
science can identify on Mars, then a rather impertinent question
must be raised: What happened to the cacti, lizards and gigantic,
bipedal ants Norman so affectionately describes?
Sadly, whether on Earth or Mars, the maxim remains: Live by the
literal, die by the literal.
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