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One Bitter Hack Takes On The Hollywood Establishment With Compelling Results.
By Zachary Woodruff
Sex, Stupidity and Greed, by Ian Grey (Juno). Paper,
$15.95.
WHY ARE MOVIES so bad? When film critic Pauline Kael posed
this question in a 1980 essay, the answer was complicated. It
involved the studio structure, the dumbing-down influence of TV,
and the tendency for movie executives to make all their decisions
based on bean-counting techniques.
In the nearly 20 years since, the answers have become even more
complex. Too complex, if Ian Grey's Sex, Stupidity and Greed
is any indication. Grey's sprawling book can barely list all
the problems pervading our movie culture, let alone dig deeper
into the forces giving those problems momentum. But what a list!
In a series of utterly disconnected chapters, he touches on everything
imaginable, including misused technology, profit hiding, breast
implants, consequence-free screen violence, and the ruination
of movies that have to be repeatedly re-cut to get the "correct"
rating.
Reading Sex, Stupidity and Greed is akin to channel-surfing
through a series of cable stations all focused on a particular
variety of cynicism. To say Grey--who once wrote 3,000 short movie
reviews for a video guide that never got published--seems bitter
barely scratches the surface. As pointed out by one of his interview
subjects, he's "downright millennial." Yes, Grey says,
the world does owe us good movies, and its inability to
provide them suggests our impending doom. But the vertical integration
within the industry--wherein the studios and the magazines that
review their output are all owned by the same parent companies,
and everything is geared toward "blockbusters" with
merchandising tie-ins--has turned us into an audience of infants
who can't articulate why movies leave us feeling so numb.
Count Grey among the inarticulate: He flubs key details, claiming
Joe Eszterhas wrote Fatal Attraction (that's Jagged
Edge, Ian) and confidently predicting Titanic, unreleased
at the time of his writing, would be a flop (oops). Some of Grey's
short chapters barely qualify as paragraphs, and as Wes Craven
reminds him during an interview, he often "pushes the linkage"--that
is, tries too hard to reduce everything to conspiracy. As another
interviewee points out, it's impossible to pin down the root of
the evil, which often lies in the system itself, or in the bad
taste of well-meaning executives.
But for all its weaknesses, Sex, Stupidity and Greed is
thoroughly enjoyable. Grey's non-stop wail against the industry,
to whose product he's addicted, mirrors just about every complaint
you've ever had at the movies. Why do these big special-effects
movies have such lousy stories? Why do independent films with
just a hint of gay sex get NC-17 ratings while loathsome, big-studio
crap like Basic Instinct gets an R? And why aren't there
antitrust actions against all these conglomerates?
The book reads best when Grey avoids giving his own answers.
Instead, he interviews everyone in sight--even his own therapist.
Discussing his pet peeve about all the actresses who get breast
implants, she informs him that while augmentation indicates "a
narcissistic, infantile inability to find some sense of self-acceptance,"
it might also serve an evolutionary purpose if it helps women
find a better mate. He also interviews a caterer (and gets some
damning dirt on Faye Dunaway), the remarkably successful B-movie
actress Julie Strain, a biographer of Tod Browning (the creator
of the aptly metaphorical Freaks), and a scribe who makes
a good living rewriting scripts that have already been tweaked
by dozens of others and will never see the light of day.
But the most telling interviews are with the insider-outsiders:
horror director Wes Craven; schlock director John Waters; and
Heathers director Michael Lehmann, who has spent a large
portion of his career trying to recover from Hudson Hawk.
The feather in Grey's cap is an interview with actress Sean Young,
whose career died a fiery death when the media labeled her as
nutso after a bad affair with James Woods. At this point, Young
couldn't care less whether she breaks the unspoken Hollywood rule
of keeping dirt and negative opinions to herself.
That seems a central problem in Hollywood: People are so afraid
to say what they think, that pretty soon they don't even know
what they think. That Grey has been able to track down so many
people who do is what makes Sex, Stupidity and Greed a
compelling read.
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