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When It Comes To The Next Big Thing, Forget Hanson: Meet The Weird Lovemakers!
By Lisa Weeks
"If brain bats land on earth tomorrow, kill everybody
in a day, I wouldn't waste my time with bawling, I get no balling
anyway. I'd get some comic books and some movies, 'cause that's
what I do every day. My life is one great big diversion, escape
the outside if I can. The world is broke and I can't fix it, so
I'll keep reading Spider-Man. My only small, sad satisfaction
is playing in this crappy band."
--Weird Lovemakers, "Letter to Starlog"
"Almost everybody who matters in music today got started
in a punk or hard-core band."
--Jello Biafra
THE PRIMARY PREREQUISITE of punk rock is, in a word, angst. Although
The Weird Lovemakers are a number of years past their teenage
woes, they mine their adolescence well, manifesting musical angst
on a variety of topics--seemingly everything from alienation to
Alien Nation, spiced liberally with references to pop culture
and sex, and all couched in clever, two-minute rants and rages.
In a recent interview I learned the dope behind their deal with
eMpTy Records, their plans to split town for a four-week summer
tour, and discovered that the Teletubbies episodes are
actually Zen koans designed to be as meaningful for 30-year-old
punk guitarists as they are for pre-speaking babies.
We sat in the alley lot behind Bentley's coffee shop--which in
itself could be construed as a modern commentary on the state
of punk rock in these sanitized '90s, if it weren't for the practical
fact that Bentley's was convenient, and the alley quieter than
the rabble indoors. The funk from the dumpsters redeemed us somehow,
making it seem as though we were refugees from the café
counter culture within.
Although this coming tour is not their first venture away from
the Old Pueblo, it's their most extensive tour to date, and their
first since signing with eMpTy and the release of Flu Shot.
The Weird Lovemakers are currently looking for a roadie, preferably
a thin, intelligent one who's not too good looking, who has a
strong back, a quick head for figures and a lead foot.
Having the eMpTy Records name behind them has made an inherently
odious task somewhat less torturous. According to guitarist Greg
Petix, "Compared to other tours we've tried to book, this
tour has been so easy. All you have to say is that you're on eMpTy...."
Wham bam.
The band has dates planned with fellow labelmates the Kent 3--who
were recently billed with them locally at Skrappy's--as well as
The Murder City Devils from Seattle. The tour takes them through
the heartland, across the north and down the Pacific Coast, revisiting
several places from previous Weird adventures. Roughly half the
gigs are all-ages shows.
Although dropping the eMpTy card has worked booking wonders,
the label generally doesn't offer much in the way of support for
a band's first effort beyond some promotion, name recognition,
good company, and best of all, terrific distribution. So it's
not as though our heroes will be pulling into Boise in a big-ass
bus or anything.
In fact, the band recorded Flu Shot out of their own pockets,
aided by Mike Panico of Tucson's Gouramie Records, the label that
released their first full-length player Electric Chump.
The Lovemakers fully intended to release Flu Shot on Gouramie,
but Panico graciously released the band when the deal with eMpTy
came about. It was towards the end of recording that fellow guitarist
Jason Willis sent in materials at the suggestion of friends in
the Kent 3, and the rest is history.
"It just seemed logical," Willis explained about the
choice of labels. "A lot of my favorite bands are
on that label."
The new record shows more tooth than their first release, edging
towards a harsher sound--less poppy and lighthearted, and less
like Green Day despite teenagers' comparisons. Punk is the music
of youth, and the band does feel their age (which averages out
to about 28) in these small ways. Rather than references to the
Circle Jerks and other seminal punk bands that are sources of
the Weird Lovemakers' inspiration, kids in line for autographs
find comparisons between the Lovemakers and unlikely bands such
as Face to Face and Rage Against the Machine, exposing a real
generation gap.
Willis described a conversation he had recently with a local
indie record-store owner who informed him that among the teen
scene, there was brewing something of a local backlash against
the Weird Lovemakers--that the kids were claiming that they "got
signed and sold out." The inevitable outcome, really, when
you consider the fact the band has been formative in local youth
experiences of live punk rock.
"We've been around for the entire duration of these kids'
interest in this whole punk rock deal anyway," Willis said.
Which after four years would make the band seem status quo to
young fans.
It's only natural that despite the genre of music they play and
its typically youthful appeal, the band would experience some
trouble relating to a stone-cold sober audience that, for the
most part was born in the '80s. But the kids relate to the music,
and that's what's important.
"Most of my themes are left over from adolescence,"
bassist Héctor Jaime said.
Petix, laser blue eyes flashing, added, "It's not like I
write for kids, but I write in a way that they can understand
it."
The recording of Flu Shot stretched over several months,
so some of the material is, at this point, over a year old. They
already have another album's worth of material in the kitty, and
tentative plans for recording are in place following this summer's
tour schedule.
What do the Weird Lovemakers see for themselves when they shake
the Magic 8 Ball? A big fat "maybe," just like every
other band in their position. As far as aspirations go, the Lovemakers
are pretty realistic: Drummer Gerard Schumacher speaks for all
when he emphatically states, "We plan to hang on as long
as we can. And if at all possible have this be a source of income."
"We're not going to make our fortunes doing this,"
Willis added, saying he feels their window of opportunity for
making it big is barely cracked at this point. "Really, it's
just a way to prolong adolescence. That is, until we all go bald."
"Hey, all the guys in Bad Religion are bald," Jaime
said.
Mostly, they just look forward to four weeks of "driving,
rocking and goofing off," and with luck the occasional triumph.
But then the Lovemakers find their triumphs in Weird ways:
"A guy I work with went to Zia and was trading stuff,"
Willis said. "A woman who'd been working there for awhile
was playing some sort of salsa music in the store when this new
kid put on something that was really fucking loud and totally
abrasive. The woman was really unhappy, people started leaving
the store, and she told the kid, 'Can't we turn that off or turn
it down or something?' And the kid was like, 'No way! This is
really fun! This the Weird Lovemakers!' It was our new album,
and it totally cleared out the store! Isn't that awesome? The
kid was totally digging it!"
Ah, success.
Your last chances to catch the Weird Lovemakers before
their departure: Friday, July 17, at Nimbus Brewing Company, 3850
E. 44th St.; and Saturday, July 11, at the Double Zero, 121 E.
Congress St., with The Blacks and The Impatients.
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