Desmond Morris's Reductive Work On Human Sexuality Is About A Hundred Years Past Its Prime.
By Leigh Rich
The Human Sexes: A Natural History of Man and Woman,
by Desmond Morris (St. Martin's Press). Cloth, $25.
SURE, ROME WAS built in a day, and every facet of human
nature can be explained in a 250-page book.
Megalomania aside, this is exactly what British human behaviorist
Desmond Morris attempts--and miserably fails at--in his most recent
publication, The Human Sexes: A Natural History of Man and
Woman.
There is so much egregiously wrong with the book (which coincides
with a current six-part series of the same name on The Learning
Channel, for interested television viewers), it's unclear whether
to challenge Morris on serious academic grounds or just toss him
aside like superfluous John Gray rubbish. The Human Sexes
is pointless and pompous--written in the vein of an elementary
textbook--and never really answers what the subtitle conceitedly
promises.
For starters, Morris is unsure where to begin or what to talk
about, so he opens with a shallow comparison of human physical
characteristics: Men are taller and stronger, women are fatter
and slower, and so on. At first, his statements seem innocuous,
simply detailing the sexually dimorphic picture of our species.
Who can argue that the male physique carries more muscle mass,
or the female pelvic girdle is a compromise between walking upright
and squeezing out live young? Hardly earth-shattering information.
In between these biological enumerations, however, Morris throws
in unproven, value-laden fabrications, many of which he contradicts
later in the book. For instance, he claims male infants vigorously
seek out novel, hammer-like toys, while their subdued counterparts
quietly play with objects placed before them. "These differences
all occur long before there can have been any adult influences
or 'gender role' bias. They are clearly inborn and set the tiny
boys and girls off on slightly different paths, which they will
follow all their lives."
In the next chapter, however, he writes that humans "are
caught inside the strands of the cultural web which the spider
of social custom weaves around each of us from the time we are
born."
So, which is it, Desmond: nature or nurture? How can gender traits
be "clearly inborn" if culture ensnares us while we're
heading out the birth canal? Unfortunately, Morris repeatedly
confuses biology and culture throughout the book, so much so that
every human behavior appears somehow genetically rooted and executed.
To compensate, he flouts his status as a "scientist"
and reiterates that "every attempt is made to remain objective."
Nonetheless, much of The Human Sexes is unequivocally
misogynistic; and in turn, the male is neglected. The fact that
it's taboo to show the erect penis ("the source of human
life") in modern-day film irritates Morris. Yet it's only
the pictures of naked women and red-light districts that pervade
his book. And the section titled "Sex and Beauty" discusses
mainly female beautification ordeals in different cultures (including
our very own wet T-shirt contest!).
Here, Morris' own gender biases ooze from the pages: While a
man can supposedly maintain a youthful face by shaving every day,
for "an aging female a different problem exists. Her facial
skin, so taut and smooth when she is young, becomes looser and
more wrinkled with the passage of time...For her, the ultimate
answer is to opt for cosmetic surgery...Today she can choose between
a face-lift, an eyelid lift, an eye-bag lift, a chemical skin
peel or dermabrasion."
He then proceeds to describe the face lift in excruciating detail,
intimating the cherished Western procedure as a "natural"
option for women worldwide. It's merely a cultural belief that
women "require" more plastic surgery (as anthropologists
have frequently demonstrated).
Half-heartedly, Morris tries to even the balances when discussing
the penis (which he incessantly modifies with adjectives like
"large" and "huge") and the penis enlargement
operation. Men, "distraught at what they perceive as inferior
penis size," can have fat injected into their "supposedly
inadequate" sex organs. If this isn't quite enough, a man
can convince his sexual paramour to undergo "female genitalia
enhancement" to narrow the vagina.
"This," writes Morris, "means that even a small
penis will feel huge, both to the male and his surgically improved
partner."
So let's get this straight: The male is allegedly inadequate,
but his counterpart is undoubtedly improved?
And so it meanders through five long chapters, glossing over
complex, titanic topics like love, marriage, birth and death.
Though aloft behind his scholarly facade, Morris offers nothing
scientific: He cites few studies and readily jumps to inane, delusive
conclusions. (For example, arranged and multi-wife marriages "cause
endless repression, neurosis, lack of personal fulfillment (and)
widespread misery," and "in the primeval forest the
act of giving birth is seen as simple and perfectly natural.")
At most, Morris gives his readers purely anecdotal evidence,
robbing examples from cultural anthropology and warping them to
fit his genetically determined assumptions. He thoroughly believes
"culture extends what nature intends."
But there's more to human nature than our evolutionary reproductive
success (though he never quite covers this in his book, either),
and certainly more to men and women than being young and fecund.
Hypocritically, Morris lambastes Islamic followers for believing
"all of woman is pudendal," but The Human Sexes
reduces the female to "nothing but one huge sexual organ,"
too. Nevermind that increased status and other pleasures in life
are often gained beyond the reproductive years.
In the end, The Human Sexes is not scientific enough to
be useful and not interesting enough to be inspired reading. The
only reason to turn the page is to find out what ballsy assumption
Morris might make next.
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