Publishers Tap A New Market With Stories That Make Pre-Pubescent Reading A Sick Pleasure.
By Warren St. John
FIRST THERE WAS Mad magazine and later came Pee
Wee's Playhouse and The Simpsons. Now, naughtiest of
all, there is Barf-O-Rama--a series of books that'll surely
delight kids and probably make their parents shudder. With its
emphasis on scatology for scatology's sake, the series won't be
winning any Caldecott awards.
So far, 10 Barf-O-Rama books have appeared in print, with
titles like The Great Puke-Off, Pig Breath, Dog
Doo Afternoon and The Legend of Bigfart. Seven more
are due out in coming months. The books deal with "a helmet
full of hurl," "fettuccine al farto" and "buttwurst."
If these books have any redeeming value, it's that they'll keep
little Timmy turning the pages of an actual book, rather than
zoning out in front of the VCR.
The series is the brainchild of Ann Brashares, a very mild 29-year-old
editor at the Daniel Weiss Associates literary agency. When Brashares
talks about Barf-O-Rama, what she's really talking about
are boogers, "scab pie" and even "balloons filled
with diaper gravy." This may not be the high-minded stuff
that nudged this soft-spoken Barnard College graduate toward a
career in publishing. But still, for Brashares, Barf-O-Rama
represents the fulfillment of a dream. "For a long time,"
she said, "I'd been thinking about doing something gross."
There are no whoopee cushions or fake vomit lying around her
office. And she looked civilized enough, in her freshly pressed
brown pantsuit--she looked certifiably corporate. Photographs
of her husband and baby graced the walls. So how did someone so
professional conceive of something as unapologetically disgusting
as Barf-O-Rama? "I grew up with three brothers,"
she said. "They're capable of gross things. They find gross
things funnier than anything else."
But as a businesswoman, Brashares entered the gross-out game
with a real purpose: Barf-O-Rama, she explained, is all
about marketing--trying to target that elusive group of boys on
the verge of adolescence. The books, with their lurid covers--a
baby whose diaper is about to explode, a kid gagging on a roach-filled
burrito--hardly look like they'd pass parental muster. Therein
lies the allure. According to Brashares, "It's a famous problem
that you can't sell books to boys."
The Scholastic company's insanely popular Goosebumps series
of light horror has certainly won over this readership in recent
years; Brashares thought she'd go Goosebumps one better.
"I thought, 'What if I do something about food? Or gross
food?' " She developed a proposal for a book about a group
of kids who get into a "gross-out war," which she called
"The Great Puke-Off." She ran her idea by executives
at Bantam Doubleday Dell. (Her company, Daniel Weiss, comes up
with book ideas, packages them with writers and then sells them
to publishers, much as Hollywood producers sell to studios.)
Bantam Doubleday Dell was "reluctantly interested,"
she said. Then Brashares called on an old friend, Katherine Applegate,
who's the Thomas Pynchon of juvenile fiction; her publisher claims
to have never laid eyes on her, and she shuns interviews. She
writes out of Minnesota under the pseudonym of Pat Pollari, a
gender and ethnically neutral name conceived, ironically enough,
so as not to offend. She gets paid a few thousand dollars per
manuscript. Applegate, who Brashares describes as "somewhere
in her 30s," agreed to give The Great Puke-Off a try. Applegate
turned in something so outrageously disgusting the publishers
had to take note.
"When the first manuscript came in," Brashares recalled,
"They thought it was wow. It was new and shocking, but in
a good way."
Here's an excerpt: " 'Aaargh! There are roaches in the food!'
Zoner shouted. Allie was the first to blow. Her eyes changed from
blue to green behind her glasses. Her throat started doing the
gack dance. Then she emitted. She extruded.
" 'G-g-g-ouf-bleah!' It was stomach contents everywhere,
all over the table and dripping off the sides."
In case you don't know what a "gack dance" is, Barf-O-Rama
books come with glossaries: "The spasms observable in the
throat of a person preparing to gack, blow, heave, hurl or emit."
The book also includes a scene in which four kids blow their
noses directly into each others' mouths, and it culminates in
a "turd war," which is where those "balloons filled
with diaper gravy" come in.
Bantam Doubleday Dell was disgusted enough to order 16 more books
just like it, and the Barf-O-Rama series was born.
Now a group of editors and several writers--Team Barf-O-Rama--try
to live up to the books' cover-line promise of a "Guaranteed
Gross-Out!" Parents might not be proud to have their progeny,
quite literally, engrossed in the genre; but if little Timmy doesn't
get grossed out by Barf-O-Rama, he may just end up turning
elsewhere. Getting in on the disgusting trend is Addison Wesley,
with its Grossology series. And there are the gross toys: The
Archie McPhee Company in Seattle is selling lots of brain-shaped
gelatin molds these days. A company called Brainstorms is moving
tons of "Gurglin' Guts Eye Balls," which produce "oozing
and sloshing noises" when shaken. These are all noble efforts,
but in both scope and degree of the grotesque, Barf-O-Rama
takes the cake...and yacks it up right back in your lap.
Will this stuff damage a child's mind? Are the Barf-O-Rama
books training manuals for a generation of budding marquises de
Sade? Not necessarily, said Dr. Norma Doft, a child psychologist
at New York University Medical Center: "Everything has to
be taken within the framework of who the kid is. For some kids,
it's too stimulating; for others, it meets their needs."
The appeal of grossness, Doft said, is real. "This titillates
kids. It's very naughty and very exciting developmentally. It's
more exciting than sex at some ages." But the danger "would
be the kid that needs to read all of the books in the series."
Even Brashares herself assumes "parents aren't going to want
their kids to have 48 Barf-O-Rama books on their shelves."
Dear old mother is probably the biggest hurdle standing between
Barf-O-Rama and Goosebumps-style success. The real
question is whether Mom will fund her children's flashlight-under-the-covers
reading program. A survey last year in Publisher's Weekly
determined that mothers buy nearly half of all children's books,
with teachers buying the next 20 percent. Kids themselves buy
between 5 and 15 percent of the books they read, and fathers even
fewer than that.
To succeed, Barf-O-Rama needs some pretty out-there moms--women
who perhaps traded Wacky Packages 15 and 20 years ago or dabbled
in Slime. Even so, is it likely they'll want to send their kids
to bed with visions of "turd wars" dancing in their
heads?
"There's resistance from parents," said Brashares.
"I can't say I'm surprised at that." Enter the Internet
as a way to get around parental censorship. The Barf-O-Rama Web
site has generated fan mail from kids eager to share their own
gross tales. And the series has found an unexpected market at
some college book stores. Brashares is holding out for parents
to come around to Barf-O-Rama.
She argues the books are an alternative to violent or scary stories.
"Nobody gets hurt or killed," she said. "It's just
that they're pretty gross." And how. To quote from that potential
classic of underground prepubescent literature, The Great Puke-Off:
"The two vomit streams hit Mr. Chapman like a firehose. I
stood on the seat as the tidal wave of heave rolled by."
A version of this article originally appeared in the New York
Observer.
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