If You're In Search Of Unexplained Phenomena, Enter 'The Valley.'
By Christopher Weir
Enter The Valley, by Christopher O'Brien (St. Martin's
Press). Paper, $6.99.
HOMETOWNS ARE LIKE families. You always think yours is
more bizarre or dysfunctional than the next. Not so, of course.
For example, don't forget the Manson family. As for hometowns,
yours doesn't have anything on Crestone and the surrounding San
Luis Valley.
Wondrously depicted by self-appointed paranormal investigator
and Crestone resident Christopher O'Brien, the San Luis Valley--a
breathtaking expanse that straddles southern Colorado and northern
New Mexico--is plagued by flying saucers, cow vandals, space guns,
serial killers, spook lights, ghost trains, coma healers, prairie
dragons and even something called a "bilocating nun."
Did we mention that Enter The Valley is allegedly a work
of nonfiction?
The thrust of the book is that while every region has its curious
legends and inexplicable oddities, the San Luis Valley is truly
the nation's mecca of high strangeness. Up there in the high country
of "North America's virtual attic," O'Brien claims,
is a mystifying cache of documented curiosities and a staggering
caseload of undocumented phenomena.
"They say the ancient mariner had an albatross around his
neck," he writes. "Because of where I live, I've got
a dead cow around mine."
Indeed, the San Luis Valley is, among other things, ground zero
for the cattle mutilation phenomenon, the first wave of which
transpired in the 1970s. While the phenomenon has been dismissed
by skeptics as "collective delusion," who can blame
some rancher for wondering why he found Bessie one morning with
her anus surgically excised?
But cattle mutilations are just one thread in the valley's tapestry
of the absurd. To emphasize this point, O'Brien scours the historical
record and unearths some real gems. There's the case of Alfred
Packer and his fellow errant miners, whom Packer cannibalized
in 1874 after they got lost in the San Juan Mountains. Another
local legend tells of Felipe Espinoza, who was inspired by visions
of the Virgin Mary to butcher 26 gringos before being gunned down
at his wilderness camp by manhunter Thomas Tate Tobin.
Then there's the case of the "bilocating nun." It seems
that Sister Marie de Jesus Agreda's claims of astral travel to
faraway lands didn't charm the reactionary Inquisitors of 17th-century
Spain. Accused of practicing witchcraft, she was placed on trial.
That is, until some Spanish explorers returned from North America
with amazing tales of Native Americans who had already been converted
to Christianity by a phantasmal "blue lady." Thus, Sister
Marie was vindicated.
According to the tale, the Blue Lady's travels took her at least
within a 100-mile radius of San Luis Valley. Now 300 years old,
O'Brien writes, Sister Marie's corpse remains "incorruptible,"
baffling both the Church and modern science (and, sure enough,
she looks rather snazzy in an accompanying photograph).
Enter The Valley is less compelling when it veers from
the historical record and into the anecdotal. O'Brien indulges
in the unfortunate habit of random transitions, a sort of prose
version of attention deficit disorder. One moment he's theorizing
about secret government aircraft, the next he's singing the praises
of mutilation investigator Izzy Zane before jumping straight into
some account of a UFO sighting.
As with so many of his "ufology" peers, O'Brien sometimes
wields a wide-eyed credulity that defies common sense. To his
credit, however, he refuses to engage in the accompanying stridency
that afflicts most paranormal enthusiasts. If some rancher says
he saw a prairie dragon, O'Brien isn't going to question the guy's
sanity or predisposition to use hallucinogens. On the other hand,
he isn't going to develop all sorts of associated theories about
extraterrestrial zoology or government conspiracies, either.
Sometimes a prairie dragon is just a prairie dragon.
While O'Brien doesn't presume to have all the answers, he is
fearless when it comes to asking questions. He obviously takes
his investigations seriously, but also seems to have considerable
fun along the way. And ultimately, he indeed roams an as yet unexplained
territory between reality and fantasy, science and perception.
"We have all been taught, by one system or another, that
we are spiritual, sentient beings, coexisting with one another
in a consensual reality," he concludes. "We find ourselves
as participants in a swirling daily dance between cause and effect
and chaos."
In the San Luis Valley, it seems, they do a whole lot of dancing.
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