HANDICAPPED ACCESS: Former car dealer D. L. Culiver
has already dropped $150,000 into his Republican candidacy for
state treasurer, with a chunk of that cash going to Washington
consultant Gary Rogers, former field director for the creepy
Christian Coalition. Culiver has promised he'll spend as much
as necessary to buy this second-string office.
We hear this wealthy political neophyte was considering the governor's
race, before someone pointed out to him that the GOP nomination
was already sewn up by current Gov. Jane Dee Hull.
Culiver's major qualifications for treasurer: administrative
experience from running his car dealership, along with the money
to buy the job.
Meanwhile, his principle GOP opponent, conservative state Sen.
Carol Springer, has raised about $30,000. Her fundraising
efforts are currently frozen because the Legislature is in session.
In the meantime, we're recognizing the unintended consequences
of well-meaning campaign reforms. First we passed a "resign-to-run"
law, which forced incumbents to resign their seats if they declared
their intention to run for another office before the last year
of their current term. State Sen. John Kaites tried to
get around this restriction by raising big bucks for an "exploratory
committee" for the attorney general's seat. Now he's in trouble
with underlings in the AG's office--one of which happens to be
his GOP primary opponent, Tom McGovern--another big-bucks
dude ready and willing to spend plenty of dough to win the top
seat.
After we passed the resign-to-run law, we decided to purify our
politics by forbidding incumbent lawmakers from raising any money
while the Legislature was in session. Combine this with campaign-finance
limits that exempt rich candidates under a U.S. Supreme Court
ruling, and is there any wonder that most of our state offices
are held by stale upper-crusts like the recently convicted former
Gov. J. Felonious Whiteguy III?
Reformers made two unforeseen errors. They failed to fully recognize
how all these restrictive laws have disabled experienced potential
candidates from seeking higher offices, thus tipping the playing
field to wealthy layabouts. And at about the same time, legislators
figured voters would find a way to choose between candidates besides
paid advertising. Unfortunately, nobody seemed to anticipate that
our two miserable, out-of-town-owned dailies would abdicate their
responsibility of covering politics.
It's time to reform the reforms--cumulatively, they're handicapping
candidates who deserve a shot at the office. The Springer-Culiver
race is a prime example.
INCORPORATE WELFARE: Give District 9 state Rep. Bill
McGibbon credit--he can certainly get a bill out of the state
House of Representatives. Over the whining of Tucson Mayor George
Miller and the Arizona League of Cities and Towns,
House Bill 2519 passed 33-24, with six of the negatives coming
from Tucson area Democrats--apparently the total extent of Miller's
influence. The bill breathes new life into future incorporations
by repealing the six-mile "disenfranchisement zones"
around existing municipalities and further recognizes Tortolita
and Casas Adobes retroactively in case the towns lose their current
court case against the City of Tucson.
The bill is in for tougher times in the Senate, as there is no
McGibbon to hammer it through. However, if he and House Speaker
Jeff Groscost really want it, they'll make their move at
the end of the session, when they could muscle a trade-off for
something the senators want.
The bill's major opposition doesn't really come from Tucson-area
Democrats and Miller, who are basically irrelevant, but from Maricopa
interests who've muscled the GOP types against it. Seems there
may be a few more anti-development Tortolitas waiting in the wings
up there.
Several local Demos, including District 11 Rep. Carmine Cardamone,
have also stated that while they couldn't buy the whole incorporation
package, they'd be happy to vote for a bill that took care of
Tortolita. Apparently Miller and a few of his clones, like Councilwoman
Janet Marcus, are the only ones scared of the impact of
teensy-weensy Tortolita on Tucson's future.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION REACTION: When state Sen. Scott Bungaard
(R-Berlin, circa 1938) began pushing a bill that would put before
voters a proposed amendment to the Arizona Constitution that would
forbid any affirmative action programs in state government, he
ran into a lot of resistance.
Among the opponents were the administrators of Arizona's three
universities, who feared the amendment would be so far-reaching
that it would prevent the universities from continuing outreach
programs that have helped boost minority attendance in our colleges.
As some lawmakers announced their objections to the plan, Bungaard
became so obsessed with his pet project he managed to sour--perhaps
permanently--his relationship with several of his colleagues in
the statehouse.
Bungaard polled constituents in the districts of senators opposed
to the plan to learn the voters' stance on the issue. He's yet
to release the poll's questions or responses, and has declined
to reveal who paid for the survey.
Bungaard's little scheme backfired, however, when word leaked
about the polls to the targeted senators, who were flat-out enraged
by what one called a "disgusting" maneuver. As a result,
the measure died when it went before the full Senate.
But Bungaard has not yet been deterred from his quest to purify
government. He's declared he intends to lead an initiative drive
to put the question on the November ballot.
One good thing about Bungaard's new strategy: It'll be expensive,
so the backers of the plan will finally have to come out of the
shadows when they file campaign finance reports--so we'll at least
have some idea of who Bungaard's pals really are.
YOU WON'T HAVE VICKI COX-GOLDER TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE: Last
week, The Skinny reported on the upcoming Legislative District
12 clash in northwestern Pima County. With Rep. Freddie Hershberger
calling it quits, several Republicans--including radio-talk-show
host John C. Scott and real estate brokers Vicki Cox-Golder
and Steve Huffman--were preparing to join incumbent Rep.
Dan Schottel in the race for two House seats.
Well, as The Weekly was rolling off the presses, we got
a fax from Cox-Golder, announcing she was withdrawing from the
D12 race "for personal reasons."
We're not ones to pry, of course, but we were left wondering:
What is it we don't know she don't know we don't know?
PERHAPS THE ONLY WAY TO GET COVERAGE IS TO DROP OUT OF THE
RACE: The Tucson Citizen found the announcement by
GOP candidate Vicki Cox-Golder that she was pulling out
of the District 12 House race newsworthy enough to place it on
the front page of their metro section. So how do we get them to
give the same amount of coverage to those who really are
running?
When Democratic state Rep. Art Hamilton, the longest-serving
minority leader in Arizona history, announced his candidacy for
secretary of state, we got nothing. State Sen. Carol Springer
of Prescott is running for state treasurer, but nobody's covering
that. Talk-show host John C. Scott has announced his Republican
candidacy for the same District 12 seat Cox-Golder has declined,
and what did the Citizen give us? Nada.
In fact, neither Scott nor the other GOP candidate in the District
12 race, Steve Huffman, were mentioned in the article about
Cox-Golder; nor was the fact that incumbent Freddie Hershberger
wasn't running. Hershberger, in fact, wasn't mentioned at all.
But the two Democratic candidates--Mark Osterloh and Andy
Morales--were mentioned.
The story, written by Pamela Hartman, quoted Pima County
Republican Party Chairman Joe Pennington, who said he believed
incumbent Dan Schottel was running again, and added he'd
"heard rumors of several very strong candidates." Duh.
Pamela, next time ask him who those candidates might be. Joe,
next time mention some names. The story is about them,
not you. Citizen staff, get a clue. And try to tell
us who's running before they pull out next time, will ya?
KOLBE QUITTING? Earlier this week, former Tucson Mayor
Tom Volgy announced he would challenge U.S. Rep. Jim
Kolbe for the Congressional District 5 seat. But Skinny sources
tell us Kolbe, a Republican, may end up giving up the seat to
take an office in--get this--the Clinton administration. Rumors
are rife that Kolbe is in line to become Clinton's secretary of
commerce.
If Kolbe takes the post, it could lead to a lively GOP primary.
So far, only Sierra Vista City Councilman Harold Vangilder
has announced he's running for the Republican nomination. But
with Kolbe out of the way, several local Republicans are likely
to climb into the ring, including Pima County Supervisor Mike
Boyd, Republican National Committeeman Mike Hellon,
state Sen. Keith Bee and state Rep. Bill McGibbon.
MONEY FOR NOTHING: As our two daily rags down-size the
reporting staffs and lose penetration in a market where they essentially
have a monopoly, we're told that the annual net profit
of the Star/Citizen is about $45 million. That gets
split between the Pulitzer-owned Star and the Gannett-owned
Citizen.
This cozy arrangement is the result of a special federal law
that created the joint-operating agreement to keep the afternoon
paper around--even if nobody reads it. Think about that one next
time you read an editorial in either rag about the evils of special-privilege
legislation.
JUST WHAT THIS CITY NEEDS--MORE STINKING BILLBOARDS: Karl
Eller, after a respite while he made millions with Circle
K and newspaper giant Gannett, is back in the unsightly billboard
business. Skinny sources tell us that Eller has purchased Whiteco,
the big visual polluter in town.
Whiteco, which is currently in court on three different lawsuits
with the City of Tucson, has lost two cases in the first pass,
and has those under appeal. We're told that Eller, for whom the
UA entrepreneurial school is named, feels his great connections
with the UA will allow him to turn Whiteco around locally.
Unless the UA is ready to slap boards on campus and maybe sell
ad space in classrooms, we can't see Eller moving much of anything
around here. Even the cementhead faction on the Tucson City Council
led by Mayor George Miller is hostile to that crappy industry,
and there's no hope that the city will back off.
And we're also told that Eller is so far out of touch with reality
that he's bringing back Manny Molina to honcho his local
operation.
It'll be fun to watch the dailies and Inside Tucson Business
brown-nosing Eller when the formal announcement is made.
BIG BROTHER WANTS TO KNOW WHAT BRAND OF SANITARY NAPKIN YOU
PREFER: We note with admiration that Point of Contact,
the newsletter of the Neighborhood Coalition of Greater Tucson,
is attacking the grocery industry for its increasing use of unsightly
billboards in our community.
The newsletter points out that Fry's has been using this scenery-desecrating,
sleazy ad medium to promote its "V.I.P." discount card,
and Safeway and Smith's are now doing the same. The cards are
nothing more than a way to keep tabs on your personal buying habits--information
that will prove valuable to all sorts of mega corporations bent
on selling you their expensive, non-nutritious processed food
crap. More Choco-Bunny Fru-Frus, anyone?
We suggest consumers fight back by paying in cash, and by filling
out a new application form for these cards every single time they
go to the grocery store--using a different alias each time, of
course.
WANDA, MEET FERGIE: We're delighted to see The Desert
Leaf, that epitome of foothills faux whose editors are
fond of shamelessly profiling their own advertisers, is now running
a column by Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York and part-time
spokeswoman for all things Weight Watchers.
What a brilliant journalistic coup--why, just the other day at
high tea we were remarking how dreadfully dull Tucson's white
upper crust is these days, how terribly out-of-touch they all
seem. Really, it's as if they've ingested too much stucco or something
and, as a result, are dreading a particularly painful bowel movement.
Or perhaps they're merely still mourning the loss of dear Diana,
as is every man, woman and child on this planet.
Whatever the cause of the local ennui, however, the Duchess is
certainly an appropriate columnist for The Desert Leaf.
Much more so, we believe, than that pointless, overpaid slut,
Wanda Johnson, whose long-running column appears opposite
Her Royal Tubbyness in the Leaf's most recent edition.
Wanda's had nothing new to say in a decade, and it's time that
sacred cow retired.
Meanwhile, we hope the Leaf reprints those naughty photos
of Fergie cavorting nakedly with that commoner sometime soon--we
could all benefit from her lively, upper-crust example.
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