THEIR EXPENSE AT YOUR EXPENSE: Arizona Attorney General
Janet Napolitano has struck her first blow for the political
class by decreeing that the recent referendum granting pay raises
to members of the state Legislature is unconstitutional. Well,
part of it is. Not the part that gives them more money, but the
part that restricts their per diem expenses.
No one seemed disturbed when Napolitano proclaimed this new entitlement.
All those who wail about the end of democracy whenever an elected
legislature alters any ballot proposition passed by the voters
seem to have no problem when the same amendment power is exercised
by one elected lawyer without the benefit of a court decision.
And it's amusing watching a whole clot of otherwise conservative
Republican legislators cheer Napolitano on. Whatever happened
to their standard complaints about usurpation of power by the
AG? Yeah, right.
Some, like Rep. Dan Schottel, even whined that they wouldn't
be able to make the payments on their second homes in Phoenix
without adequate expenses. Jesus, why are the taxpayers supposed
to buy each of these supposedly "underpaid" representatives
a second house?
How about we house all those bastards in barracks and
treat them like draftee grunts until the various wars they've
all proclaimed--crime, drugs, poverty, whatever--have been won?
And how about another ballot prop that prohibits the AG from unilaterally
throwing out ballot propositions and requires the AG's office
to take the case directly--and immediately--to the Arizona Supreme
Court?
Is there enough out-of-state special interest money to fund that
one?
Y2K BUGGED: Is The Arizona Daily Star Y2K
compliant? Last Saturday, January 9, the morning daily's
financial section (page 6B) included a table on treasury bills.
Bid, ask and yield figures were given for the 12 months beginning
in January 1999 and ending in January of...yep, 1900.
HAM-HANDED: Newly elected Superior Court Clerk Patti
Noland is having real difficulty reconstructing just exactly
how her long-serving predecessor, Jim Corbett, put the
office in the red over a million bucks last year. What's become
a standard procedure in the Pima County Superior Court system--which
is never reported anywhere in the local media--is part of the
answer: Pork.
Noland has at least four full-time employees, conveniently dropped
into merit system positions by Corbett on his way out the door,
whose duties are so nebulous that nobody really knows what they
do.
And Corbett wasn't the only patronage dispenser--outgoing Presiding
Judge Mike Brown reeked of bacon fat and ham rinds much
of the time himself.
Hopefully, his successor, Gordon Alley, will help Noland
restore some credibility to the bloated court budget.
MUSH MOUTH: The only thing more painful than a politician's
decision is the whiny rationalization. Everyone in the Tucson
Unified School District--students, parents, teachers, taxpayers--were
forced to submit to such torture when the TUSD Board held a suspiciously
hasty meeting to approve the long-delayed labor agreement with
teachers. Second-term Board Member James Noel Christ delivered
a five-minute blubber as warm and soggy as a big bowl of cereal
that had sat on the table for half a day.
In the dark Board chambers, Christ, an English teacher at Sunnyside
High School, began this way: "Yeah, this is uh, this is a
very difficult issue. It, uh, is especially difficult for me.
Uh. Let me, let me explain why that is. Six years ago, meeting
with, uh, a labor group here who was interviewing me in my first
candidacy for the Board, the TUSD Governing Board ..." The
supposed point was that Christ had both committed to back his
fellow teachers and to uphold any arbitrator's decision.
Christ managed to stumble onto the pages of the afternoon rag,
the Tucson Citizen, complaining that the Board screwed
up the negotiations with the Tucson Education Association. Let
us remind everyone that Christ was too weak and incapable of moving
the Board last spring, last summer or last fall to act responsibly.
He just sits and complains.
Meanwhile, Mary Belle McCorkle, eager to take the reins
from Christ's buddy and Board President Joel Tracy Ireland,
got right to the point while explaining her vote. She chewed on
TEA leadership for its constantly shifting tactics and demands.
And she very clearly told the district's negotiating bozos that
their necks are on the line if this agreement fails.
SCREEN TEST: Last week, the morning daily reported that
a "major journalism study" showed our local television
stations came in second place in a survey of seven cities.
Two stations (KVOA-TV, Channel 4, and KGUN-TV,
Channel 9) earned B-minuses and one (KOLD-TV, Channel 13)
got a C-plus--which, while it would have been good enough for
us while we were in school, isn't exactly Dean's List material.
The grades, handed out by a Washington, D.C.-based outfit called
the Project for Excellence in Journalism, were based on
the number of topics and sources, as well as the amount of "investigative
reporting"--which is odd, given that the only thing we ever
see the TV stations "investigating" is the weather.
Perhaps he-said/she-said journalism is the best we can hope for
from TV stations--just point the camera, record what the source
says, and put it on the air, without bothering to find out who's
telling the truth. But the real problem with a report like this
is simple: The East Coast folks conducting the survey don't know
what's going on in our community, so they can't really rate the
stations on their relevance--which seems to be sinking all the
time.
As A.J. Flick pointed out a few days later in the afternoon
paper, the percentage of viewers watching TV news continues to
drop, although the numbers for The Simpsons nearly doubled.
That's not surprising to us--the way politics work in this town,
we feel like we're living in Springfield with Homer more and more
often.
Here's a novel idea for picking up viewers and performing a public
service: Trim back the weather, sports and accident reports and
tell us something about local government. And maybe, at election
time, try telling us who's running for office more than a week
before we go to the polls.
Oddly, Flick's Citizen story mentioned that the numbers
for November 10 seemed low for an election day. Maybe that's because
election day was November 3.
CHOMP, CHOMP: The mainstream press recently fell all over
itself complimenting the Tucson Police Department on its handling
of the drunk-driving arrest of Lt. Bill Plummer. But, as
usual, there was more to the story.
According to Pima County Sheriff's Department reports, TPD brass
did not turn over the investigation to the Sheriff's Department
until after TPD officers had done a field sobriety test
and a horizontal gaze nystagmus test on Plummer, and after
Plummer had been given breath tests with results of .078 and .075.
And all this apparently occurred only after they realized
he was a TPD officer.
Our sources say this upset Plummer, who thought he was being
"field released" after his breath results were below
the limit--a reasonable assumption on anyone's part.
Hey, Bill, if TPD were a real beast instead of a merely bureaucratic
creature, it would probably eat its young.
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