Best Actor
Joaquin Phoenix (Walk the Line)Runners up: Philip Seymour Hoffman (Capote), Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain), Bruno Ganz (Downfall), Eric Bana (Munich), Robert Downey Jr. (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)
Best Actress
Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line)Runners up: Naomi Watts (King Kong), Maria Bello (A History of Violence), Q'Orianka Kilcher (The New World), Gwyneth Paltrow (Proof), Charlize Theron (North Country)
Best Supporting Actor
Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain)Runners up: Val Kilmer (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang), Christian Bale (The New World), Scott Wilson (Junebug), George Clooney and Matt Damon (Syriana), Vince Vaughn (Wedding Crashers and Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
Best Supporting Actress
Michelle Monaghan (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)Runners up: Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain), Amy Adams (Junebug), Uma Thurman (The Producers), Amanda Peet (Syriana), Catherine Keener (Capote and The 40-Year-Old Virgin)
Worst Actor
Orlando Bloom (Kingdom of Heaven and Elizabethtown)
Worst Actress
(TIE) Tara Reid (Alone in the Dark), Maggie Grace (The Fog)
Best Actor in a Bad Movie
Peter Sarsgaard (The Dying Gaul)
Best Actress in a Bad Movie
Uma Thurman (The Producers)
Worst Actor in a Good Movie
Martin Freeman (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Worst Actress in a Good Movie
Renée Zellweger (Cinderella Man)
Films Least Deserving of Critical Praise
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Match Point (It's OK, but let's calm down, everybody.)
Films Least Deserving of Their Critical Drubbings
Stay, The Baxter
Best Use of Christopher Walken
Wedding Crashers
Worst Use of Christopher Walken
Domino
Should've Starred Christopher Walken
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (He would've rocked as Aslan).
Best Walken Film That Doesn't Exist
Christopher Walken Eats His Own Thumbs
Best Score
Brokeback Mountain
Best Documentary
Grizzly Man
Best Animated Movie
Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Best Movie that Wasn't Released in 2005
Jaws
Best Documentary with Sarah Silverman in It
The Aristocrats (Jesus Is Magic a close second).
Best Actress So Beautiful It Might Cause Bias When Reviewing Her Films, and I'm Willing to Admit it
Rachel McAdams
Most Handsome Actor in the World
Jake Gyllenhaal (God ... he's just so cute!)
Ugliest Actor in the World
Alec Baldwin (And he used to be such a darling!)
