Some Other Upcoming Films

Movies we wish were coming to the local multiplex

By James DiGiovanna and Zachary Woodruff

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They Shoot All the Pretty Horses, Don't They?
Harold and Maude Go to White Castle
The Runaway Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Ladder 49 II: Ladder 98
The Day After Tomorrow Before Sunset
Lord of the Rings IV: The Return of the Return of the King
Roe vs. Predator
Garfield II: The Neutering
Don't Tell Mom the Pope's Dead!
The Passion of the Christ 2: Apocalypse Now
The Chronicles of RidDick Cheney
Catwoman Gets Six Implants
Shall We Pants?
Mindhunters, Texas Ranger
I, Zoloft
Alien vs. Kramer
Lost in Translation 2: Babelfish
The Stepford Trump
The Clearing II: Strip Mall
Jason Bourne Into Brothels
Miss Congeniality 3: Armed and Lesbian
Napoleon Vegemite: Down Under
Seabiscuit 2: Glue Biscuit
The Manchurian Running Mate
Pope Floats
Spider-Man 3: Spider-Man vs. the Clintons
Maria Full of Will and Grace
Whale Rider 2: Human/Whale Hybrid Baby
A Home at the End of the War of the Worlds
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2: The Forgetening
Freddy vs. the Board of Education of Topeka
Hotel Rwanda 2: Party in Kigali!
SpongeBob SquarePants the Movie 2: Jerry Falwell and the Happy Ending SpongeBath
21 Grams 2: .741Ounces
Lord of the Rings V: The Bilbo-ing
Y Tu Mama Tambien 2: No, No Es Mi Mama ... Es Solamente Tu Mama!
A Beautiful Mind 2: A Beautiful Tongue
Stop or My Pope Will Die!
I Am Sam 2: Sam I Am
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2: How Whitie Co-Opted Kwanzaa
Garden State II: Persistent Vegetative State
The Sixth Sense 2: My Big Fat Greek Sixth Sense
Jerry Maguire 2: Show Me the Sequel!
Trainspotting 2: Train Heavy Flow Day
O Brother Where Art Thou 2: O, There Thou Art!
Hamlet 2: 2 Be or Not 2 Be
Babe 2: Pig in My Stomach
The House of Flying Boogers
Leaving Las Vegas 2: Entering Reno
Dead Man Walking 2: Tom Delay
An American in Paris Hilton
Illegal Alien vs. Border Predator
Mr. Belvedere: The Motion Picture Experience (IMAX)
Gladiator 2: Glad You Ate Her
The Revenge of Bill Clinton
The Upside of Anger Management
Action Pope
Mr. Rumsfeld and the Very Big Lie
Sideways II: Oblong
I Heart eegee's
Sin City Slickers
Cinderella Manatee
Lord of the Rings VI: Dude, Where's My Ring?