Police Dispatch

Throw the Book at Him!

East University Boulevard

Aug. 23, 12:19 p.m.

A college student's library studies were interrupted by an unwelcome eyeful of penis, a University of Arizona Police Department report said.

The student told a UA officer he'd been reading at a desk at the UA's Main Library when he glanced up to see a "weird" man peering at him from between some bookshelves. As the student was later walking down an aisle to get a book, this man suddenly appeared in the same aisle, walking toward him while pulling his pants down far enough to expose his genitals.

The flasher hadn't been identified at the time of the report, but the student said if he were ever found, he'd be willing to prosecute, as well as assist with a composite sketch (of the man's face, of course).