Reading the confused comments under The Onion articles is one of my favorite past times. Please enjoy these randomly chosen reactions of reading satire literally as much as I have.
The people who were appalled by SeaWorld's new specialty:
The people who had some serious concerns about an ice lawsuit:
Perfecting the intricacies of the frappuccino is truly a tricky business.
Finally, the people who were shocked wolves in America were a larger threat than say, heart disease, cancer or obesity:
Never change, Facebook.
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