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In the end ... there will be no words in which to express it.
So your spouse sends you to the store to return something bought the
previous weekend. On the drive to the store, you're trying to come up
with a plausible reason as to why it's being returned. Maybe a story
with pirates in it, or aliens (the District 9 kind, not
landscapers). But you walk up to the customer-service window, and they
just take the item and give you a refund. They don't even want to hear
the story! It's a good story; Winston Smith would be proud of
how you rewrote history. But Kohl's doesn't care.