After a seemingly endless quest (ok, looking at a few stores and trying to convince one of our interns to stock the cards at a game store she works at), I have found
the Parks and Recreation trading cards I spent about two weeks thinking about. Thank you, Target on Grant near Tanque Verde, for stocking two boxes of the cards, which I will likely end up spending far too much money on in the next few weeks. The packs are a little absurdly priced at $2.99 for five cards, especially since I didn't get anything as cool as the one that has
a swatch of Ron Swanson's shirt (!!!) but can you really put a price on the joy of owning a glossy printed Perd Hapley souvenir forever? I think not.