In the continuing saga of the restaurant that apparently refuses to die, Amy's Baking Company is now selling shirts for your purchasing "pleasure"—and they're just as charming as Amy and Samy Bouzaglo are!

• amysbakingco.com
• Ugh.

Apparently, someone over at ABC had the brilliant idea to take some of their famous sayings from their appearance on Kitchen Nightmares, trademark ’em, and then slap ’em onto clothing.

Also available are shirts with the slogans "I Speak Feline Meow!", "I Survived Amy's Baking Company" and (in an answer to commenter Burnie Mak's prayers) "I'm The Gangster!"

It's good to know that, in today's society, all it takes to achieve your 15 minutes of fame is to treat employees, customers and fellow members of your industry like complete and utter crap on television.

Still, congrats to Amy and Samy Bouzaglo for spinning something terrible into something marketable—now all you have to do is make sure you don't get deported, and you'll be on your way into becoming the most despised "power" couple in Arizona!

[h/t: Phoenix New Times]