Today is the absolute final day to submit entries for "150 Shades of Shame," our short erotic fiction contest made possible by our friends at Fascinations (If you bought it there, they're going ot love it!)...and thus far, we've had some absolutely incredible entries.

So far, we've had trans-men showing off their collection of toys; Canadians; sex acts on Tucson landmarks; aspiring fiction writers in mall food courts; sex in bathroom stalls; action on dance floors; ghost-inspired copulation; a tribute to one of Tucson Weekly's legendary uncensored ads; a few stories inspired by regular Weekly columns; distracted soft-serve shop employees; medieval-esque fiction; a few instances of same-sex action; a tentacle-inspired sexual situation; a man wearing a wizard hat and a robe; and a whole lot of good-ol' fashioned sexytimes.

All things told, this contest has been more successful than we could have ever imagined...and we don't want to stop here. If you've got a story idea that you've been sitting on, fearing that it's not been good enough to compete with the rest of the stories submitted thus far, worry not. Make it as sexy, hilarious and ridiculous as you can stand, and send it in.

Tomorrow, the judging begins, and over the next few days, we'll begin determining who we'll be featuring in next week's issue of Tucson Weekly.

You've got five hours left, folks. Make 'em count.