If you're not busy August 12-19 of this year, you might want to consider spending a week on a cruise ship in the Caribbean Sea with Kate Gosselin. No, seriously, stop laughing. There are apparently people who think this would be a good way to spend their time. Here's some of what you can expect on board the Allure of the Seas:

Meet Kate Gosselin at our private welcome cocktail party
A commemorative personalized gift from Kate (one per family)
Capture your memories onboard with a personal photo with Kate Gosselin
Join Kate for a private BBQ on deck with a fabulous band
Join Kate for a morning brunch
Fun fun family games with Kate and staff
Charity dinner with Kate (optional)
Got questions for Kate? Attend her Q & A session
Check out Kate's latest book and bring it onboard for a book signing
Doesn't Kate always have the best ideas! Learn a new craft from the professional herself
Let's explore! Shore excursion with Kate
Let's talk about our fabulous cruise experience! Private group farewell dinner

In other news, Jon Gosselin will be leading a bus excursion to an Ed Hardy factory outlet store, with a stop at one of the best Burger Kings in Pennsylvania.