The Meet Rack is bar apocrypha in Tucson. A good friend called me the other day. "OK, there's this bar," he said. "Apparently, there's this sex room you can take tours of, and you can get branded by the owner if you want drink discounts, and ... well ... is this place really real?" he asked, a note of incredulity in his voice. Yes, Virginia, it's real, and it's as crazy as you've heard it is. Go in to satisfy your curiosity. You may start by ordering a beer (and relishing the free cigarette proffered with it) and inquiring politely about the sex museum--but by the end of the night, you might be donating your bra a la Coyote Ugly and hanging with some sideshow freaks.